Is it normal that i cant stand to hear my neighbors have sex

You should make a fake letter from your landlord telling them to stop and put it in their mailbox

I don't really think your in the wrong. They need to keep in mind that they're in an apartment when they're doing the dirty. But unfortunately, I really don't know what to tell you as far as what you should do to get them to stop being so loud about it. Haha! Its kinda funny.

I love your description of your story, hilarious :)

I hate to break it to you but they probably get a kick out of knowing you can hear them. Also, twice a week isnt that bad.

I would be tempted to bang on the ceiling or blast some random music to see if that stops them.

I had neighbors once that let their baby cry during the night, every fucking night! So one night i fucked the living shit out of a chick, didn't have any problems after that. Maybe you should put a crying baby in your room for a while.

It never bothered me but if it does you then talk to them about it.

So much conflict can be avoided if only we confront it head on.

Thank you guys for taking me seriously on this one cause it does piss me off. To the guy who said mock then until it they hear... thats what happened the first time. They were so quiet for weeks that i thought that she broke up with the guy! Also, the next day i saw them at the mailbox. The girl (caucasian) could not look at me and her face looked like a turnip. The guy ( black) had a look on his face that said...I think thats the asshole who was mocking my orgasm and laughing at me through the wall.

I was soooooooo prooud of myself. I thought that my little sarcastic sense of humor saved the day but NOPE! I could swear that this weekend that damn girl put her mouth to the sir duct while she was getting nailed. I mean, i told my friends about it and when my sister saw the guy, as he had on basketball shorts and a wife beater ( typical i know) she said " well she must be a hell of an actor cause from what i see through them shorts, he aint workin with nothin big enough to cause all that noise." I dont know how true that is but he doin something right cause the shit dont sound like moans of pleasure.

I thought about complaining but then I also know that it could be worse. I mean, you guys bring up some valid points. I had these really nice neighbors who were students from Romania. Really nice. I used to go jogging with one of the guys as he ran long distances. But if i could do it over again, i would have treated them like shit so that i would not have felt obligated to like all that damn partying. I mean the one dude one day ran out of gas as the story goes. So, his friends ALL BROUGHT GAS CANS FULL OF GAS TO THE PARTY AS A JOKE. Now YOU TRY to go to sleep and wake up to what smells like a scene from a horror movie as you hear what sounds like you are in a bar during spring break! So yes it could be worse.

I am going to try and mock them again and after that i dont know. Whats ironic is that whenever i have had sex at somebody elses apt. i am always conscious about noises but i take her lead. I mean shit; if she's loud then she's the one who has to live there not me LOLOLOLOLOL

LMFAO! Annoying and inconsiderate neighbors really suck. I think you should keep mocking them by mimicking their sex noises loud enough where they can hear it. Maybe they will get the picture, maybe not. Good luck :)

Sorry about that, sometimes I just can't control myself.

Well guys, 2 nights ago, they were going at it and i had enough. It was 2:00 a.m. and the bed was rockin, they both were making noise and i had just HAD IT!!! So i went upstairs and banged on the door like i was from another planet!!!! They came to the door and whispered and walked back and forth from the bedroom to the door... and i kept knocking, so much so that another neighbor came out of their apt. After is was clear that they would not open it I left.

So, yesterday, i was at 711 (for you non americans, its a 24 hr.convenience store) and guess who was there... so, i left before them, pulled up and just waited. When they got there, they smiled and spoke ( they are nice people) and i said "moment of your time? I am all for couples having robust sex lives(she then looked mortified as she knew where it was going) however..." by the end of my story they had that look like " we traumatized that guy" and they went on about their business. Hopefully my troubles are over. I couldnt take it any more though.

I love listening to people have sex. It's hot!

call the cops and tell em that someones being assaulted so they get interrupted by the cops. if they realize that their noises were mistakenly reported as a rape then that should really make 'em think.

Or you could order a pizza to their apartment

I have another idea you fight fire with fire. You start watching porn and turn the volume up all the way. Imagine if u were having sex and started to hear loud obnoxious sex noises below you but I also like the imitating idea and the poke the ceiling with a pole till they stop

I wish i could catch some photos of em top put under their door... that oughta stop em

break into their apartment and leave a decapitated horses head in their bed.

Oh, I have another idea. Tell them that you love hearing their obnoxious sex noises because you like to masturbate to them. They should be so self-conscious that they will never make another peep.

Devilla- sadly a true story... Lol

Why don't you tell them or complain to the office instead of stressing yourself out?

Make a noise complaint.

At least your neighbor isn't a super obese man that takes 30 mins to get from his car to his home (20 feet away) to somehow quickly get naked and sit in front of his open blinds for all to see. Yeah. Could always be worse. Lol.

Prank em.... Make an anonymous call saying you hear someone in danger calling out for help and give them your neighbors adress but wait... Dont call from your phone. Dial from a pay phone near by or a strangers phone lol

You can't stand because you're lying down masturbating?