Is it normal that i can't push a fart out?

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I've been trying to push my fart out for over 2days and it just won't happen. please help me

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago | pl

    Please help you? Do you want me to pull your finger?

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  • robbieforgotpw
    11 years ago

    When I push too hard I end up sharting myself.
    *poots**

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  • wigsplitz
    11 years ago

    Do some exercises and if that doesn't work, take a laxative.

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  • yabayaba
    11 years ago

    I think you are really constipated. take laxatives but be warned, it is not going to be pretty.

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    11 years ago

    Eat more fiber.

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  • kingsleycrowne
    11 years ago

    that one's a keeper

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  • michaels4p5
    11 years ago

    eat something and it will come out

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  • dirtybirdy
    11 years ago

    Surgery is required.

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  • Duke
    11 years ago

    If you have a close friend ask em to suck the fart out of our asshole. yeah, I saved the day, no big deal

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  • Terence_the_viking
    11 years ago

    Oh no your eject button is broken.

    Try squeezing your belly.

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    How can you be so sure that it's flatulence? I think that you are mistaken in thinking that this is mere flatulence. Flatulence doesn't get stuck for 2 days. What you are trying to push out is a bowel movement but you can't because you are constipated. Eat more fibre and drink more water. If that doesn't work take a herbal laxative.

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    • michaels4p5
      11 years ago

      hot peppers work the best any food thats already in your gut will soon melt from the hot peppers eat 6 or 7 slices it'll fix there pain.

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      • Avant-Garde
        11 years ago

        Confession time: Those Petite Chili Pepper colour varieties seem to make me go. I've eaten them with rice and they almost always give me something close to diarrhea. If I rice by itself the end result is usually constipation. If I put those same peppers in a dish with tomatoes or some sort of vegetable, I can't go!

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        • michaels4p5
          11 years ago

          it does the same to me i ate a full jar of jalapeno peppers and had the poops really bad it was pure watery poo i've not done that again it made my butt sore.

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          • Avant-Garde
            11 years ago

            The only benefit is that if you ever become constipated, you'll how to cure it!

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            • michaels4p5
              11 years ago

              yep. but it does cause some pain but after you poop it all out your all better.

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      • ChemGirl
        11 years ago

        The pain from that seems worse than constipation.

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        • Avant-Garde
          11 years ago

          Can you image how the people who eat taco bell must feel? O_0

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          • michaels4p5
            11 years ago

            i use to eat at that place but not anymore it gave me the poops to many times.

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            • Avant-Garde
              11 years ago

              I can't say that I'm surprised. Taco Bell is apparently mostly made of oils. There was a huge controversy a few years ago because their "meat" consisted mainly of cheap oils and other filler.

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        • michaels4p5
          11 years ago

          it sometimes is but they clean you out pretty good.

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