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For as long as I can remember I can do this thing: when I'm on the toilet because I felt the urge to have a bowel movement but can't get it out, I just rub my ears (tragus to be specific) and it ALWAYS gets the job done. No-one I know can do this. Am I the only one?
I will fart you under the table until you beg for mercy for lack of oxygen.
***sharts himself silly********
That's. Fucking. Awesome. Let me eat you so I can absorb your superpowers.
What of you're out in public and someone rubs/tugs on your ears. What pray tell would then you do?!
It's not normal in the sense that everyone can't do it but it is very cool and I wish I had that super power
I wish I could poop on demand. No matter how much fiber I eat, my gut seems like a f**king jack-in-a-box. You can hear it ticking, but you never know when the puppet is going to pop out.
I can pee on demand by tickling the area just above my tailbone. So I guess we have special talents or something