Is it normal that i can hear my hair growing

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Everynight when I go off to bed I pet my hamsters, brush my teeth, and lay my ninja turtle action figures down to sleep. I am then off to bed where I cannot fall asleep. I can hear my hair growing all the time. It keeps me up for days and days. I've tried nyquil and other medicine but it just doesn't work. I have shaved my head a few times and still nothing. PLEASE HELP ME!!!

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  • rawr123451
    13 years ago | pl

    It could be lice or parasites, or you could be experiencing auditory hallucinations, and u could be hearing things in ur head, like a headache or increased cranial pressure. Bottom line is hearing your hair grow is not humanly possible ^_^'

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  • marizleee
    13 years ago | pl

    This has made my day hahahaha

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  • wreckd
    13 years ago

    Maybe you're hearing your hamsters. lol.

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  • ScouserMum
    13 years ago

    This will make all the baldy guys jealous haha, i cant take this serious .

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  • Celeste
    13 years ago

    Dude, that's impossible even for a dog. What, are you hearing your heart beat or somethig-because THAT'S possible.

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  • buckman
    13 years ago

    It's not your hair!! You're concentrating too hard to sleep. It's okay though, when I try and relax to sleep I get so itchy all over that I can't sleep. Haha

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  • Bdornyei
    13 years ago

    Maybe, it's not your hair, it's your ninja turtles!

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    No you don't

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  • MadMar
    13 years ago

    I think your on an acid trip. Lay off the drugs man.

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  • DannyKanes
    13 years ago

    Ninja Turtles

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  • DannyKanes
    13 years ago

    Lol

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  • Sotchi
    13 years ago

    Seriously?

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  • TootsieVanGo
    13 years ago

    I can feel my hair grow.

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  • rayst
    13 years ago

    Who believes this guy's serious anyways lol

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  • Not_Who_I_Say_I_Am
    13 years ago

    Put on a tinfoil hat, bro.

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  • tori
    13 years ago

    I had to step back a bit and truly take this in.......hmmm......

    No, not normal. Your hearing must be superb! Can you hear your neighbors talking in their own house? I don't know if I want to have such great hearing.

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  • regisphilbin
    9 years ago

    you have ninja turtle action figures I'm so jealous

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  • ranna
    12 years ago

    Maybe your hearing ninja turtles

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  • jojo4040
    12 years ago

    it's funny and scary at the same time.

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  • casadejoey
    12 years ago

    Look up the symptoms for Tinnitus. Does it sound familiar? Usually with mild tinnitus, you only really notice it when everything is completely silent...accept for the sound... Of Tinnitus.

    Seriously. Check it.

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  • Vhuggz
    12 years ago

    It's probably the crack you've been smoking.

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    I can imagine this guy with his friends, looking all around like he's on some kind of drug, screaming, "Oh my god! Do you hear that?! OH MY GOD! Who else hears that?!"
    xD

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  • ramenthief
    13 years ago

    get a white noise generator

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  • ThatGirlll
    13 years ago

    I don't know what you're hearing, but it's not your hair growing. Human hair grows at 1/2 in per month or less. That means it grows 1/5356800 of an inch or less per second. Way to slow to me making any audible noise whatsoever.

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  • headhunter007
    13 years ago

    haha!!! you are then a Superhuman!!! Super Abnormal!!

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  • aussiewolf
    13 years ago

    its spiders making nests in your ears. thats the noise you can hear.

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  • CountryRoads
    13 years ago

    It's the LSD

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    • K-u-r-o
      13 years ago

      lol

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  • Raquelxo
    13 years ago

    Omg weirdddddddddddd

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  • Sotchi
    13 years ago

    Funny!

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  • Jweezee
    13 years ago

    It's the distant sound of your parents weeping in regret

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  • bobmcay
    13 years ago

    does it sound like its coming in waves of like every 3 seconds? I hear something similar what I lay down, here what I do. take a radio and turn it to AM on a fuzzy station its called white noise and it makes you sleepy

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  • candiii
    13 years ago

    I love the comments on this lmao omg.
    Maybeeee Seek help.

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  • jakejakejake
    13 years ago

    This is the funniest thing i have ever heard

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    This made my night lmao*
    Uhmmmm go to a doctor get that checked out asap!

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  • Katamariguy
    13 years ago

    Maybe you're one of those people who hear a constant background noise.

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  • Inspector019
    13 years ago

    Perhaps it's the sound of your brain misfiring.... Wait for it...

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  • isitforeal
    13 years ago

    LOL dumbass

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  • mathwiz6
    13 years ago

    Seriously ninja turtles how old are you. Besides that it's prolly ur hamsters anyway.
    So 3 options
    1)sell hamsters
    2) ear plugs
    3) get a banshee that will be super loud

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  • iHasFriends
    13 years ago

    Bobobo-Bo-Bobo!

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  • honeybeee
    13 years ago

    Haha this made me happy :D

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    Yeah. Right.

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    That's a lil strangeee

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  • squirrelgirl
    13 years ago

    You might have schizophrenia. You should probably talk to a psych about this.

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  • emilydoll
    13 years ago

    Lol

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  • nerdypartyboy
    13 years ago

    This isnt a joke at all

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    It's your lice jumping around and sucking your blood. Seriously, try cleaning your ears or go see a doctor.

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    uuh, it's not your hair. You might have bugs or something in your hair?

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