Is it normal that i can fart when i want to?

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I can suck air into my butthole and blow it back out as a fart... I first found out I could do this completely by accident while laying in my bed one morning , now I can do this whenever I want to. My friends absolutely love this and constantly want me to do this, even in school. Even one time my friends paid me to do it in the middle of class just for their amusement and my teacher and the whole class couldn't help but laugh, another time my friends told me to suck in as much air as I could and when I did it hurt my stomach. But I had like the biggest and longest fart ever. And a couple nights ago I stayed over one of my friends house and he wanted to learn how to do it so I tried to show him but he couldn't get the air in. So now he's jealous all because he can't fart... I told him it's not that cool, but he's become obsessed with my farting, it's weird that he thinks I'm like God I just tell him "Dude, it's just a fart chill". So is this supposed skill normal?

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    If you can "inhale" air into it then you should be able to breathe out of it and that may come in handy one day.

    There's a performer called Mr. Methane who as far as I can remember, has gas on will. I don't think it's normal the type of fanaticism your friends have for your well controlled muscles (fake flatulence).

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  • manfart99
    11 years ago

    what tha hell im the fart guy not you!!!

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  • wigsplitz
    11 years ago

    Look up Mr Methane and this guy, Le Petomane.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_P%C3%A9tomane

    There's a youtube channel called Butt Breathers United.

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    • robbieforgotpw
      10 years ago

      I will fart anyone here under the table

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  • scumfuck
    11 years ago

    i almost never fart but when someone in the room does i can always answer it with a louder one myself !

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    trying to copy steveo

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  • poohed
    11 years ago

    I would shove a fucking air pump up your ass and watch you fly you fucking shit ed.

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  • ALCOHOLPOISONING
    11 years ago

    r u gettin fukd up da ass on a reg basis?

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    • Minato17
      11 years ago

      No... What would that have to with anything?

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      • MeenMevor
        11 years ago

        It would stretch your asshole out and make it more flexible.

        I think ALCOHOLPOISONING is just trolling, though.

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  • dirtybirdy
    11 years ago

    Well that stinks

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    Sort of like those people who can burp the alphabet at will, but with your ass.

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  • kelili
    11 years ago

    MY brother did this everytime when we were little and this annoyed me to a point!!!!!!

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  • Puddingface
    11 years ago

    I wish I could but I can do that with my vag =P

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    • NotStrangeBird
      11 years ago

      I saw a woman at a strip club once who could. Quickly too, like hyperventilating. That was worth a couple of bucks to see.

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