Is it normal that i believe pregnancy is the worst std ever?

I believe that pregancy is a STD because if unprotected sex is performed, a woman gets pregnant and it lasts 9 months and a woman generally feels horrible and exhausted the whole duration of the pregnancy (God help her if she's carrying multiples). Not only is pregnancy extremely common, but it's also an encouraged STD (No more babies=human extinction even though that probably be a good thing but I digress).

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Comments ( 29 )
  • J3553

    Yeah dude.

    Bang a pregnant chick and you'll get pregnant too D:

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    • RomeoDeMontague

      I love this.

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    • Haha! Nice! Well said!

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  • Avant-Garde

    It's not an STD. Really, I think you should consult a professional about this because this is a extremely illogical belief to have...

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  • Phishy

    Maybe your brain is an STD.

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    • **Has sex with girl**stays**develops healthy relationship

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      • EccentricWeird

        Good guy Icame

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  • Idk last time I checked HIV sucked

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  • Ah...another "wish humans would become extinct" post. Yay.

    An animal capable of abstract thought, arts, and science. If you were another animal, would you wish your species extinct? No...because no other animal has that level of reason.

    ...funny little paradox there.

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    • EccentricWeird

      Why then do so many misguided whites find themselves wishing themselves to the dustbin of extinction? Misanthropia is symptomatic of the white race.

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  • Terence_the_viking

    But thats how babby is formed.

    If your mom didn't get pragnent you would not be here.

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  • thr

    With the way the word disease is used, I think it's not incongruent to call pregnancy a sexually transmitted disease, and I would guess that by common rational definitions it would be incorrect.

    For pregnancy to be a transmitted disease, it would have to be so that someone were walking around with pregnancy, and then it got transmitted to someone else.

    How about calling it a sexually generated unease?

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    • "sexually generated unease"

      I like it. Clever and rational.

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  • disthing

    It's not a disease, dummy.

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    • **Uses girl for sex**leaves

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      • Your mom and dad's life story.

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        • Complete opposite actually. **Does anal**Blows chlamydia load inside

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  • thegypsysailor

    Wouldn't it be great if we found a cure for it and no babies were born for 20 years or so?
    Then the population would decline to a reasonable level, the air and water would have a chance to recover and the IIN generation wouldn't get social security so they'd all have to come out from hiding in their rooms and actually become productive members of society.

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  • Grigori

    no its not an STD because an STD stays with you until you die most of the time....wait a second.

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  • hairyfairy

    I agree, iv`e been pregnant, & although I wasn`t sick, & felt quite well during the pregnancy, I hated getting fatter & fatter, & I looked totally stupid with that repulsive belly. I`d rather have had the clap or the pox, at least theyr`e curable, but a baby is for life!

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  • Goomats

    No. Pregnancy makes people. You are a person. Your friends are people. People are not inherently a bad animal, only when they are irresponsible. Pregnancy is natural. Almost all species of animal gets pregnant.

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  • RomeoDeMontague

    Your fucking idiot. I bet you wish your mother would have dropped you on a head and kill you right? Since all children are a desise we need to kill. You were a desiese too once you know that? I guess your mother should have killed you since you think we should kill anyone who has ever been a child on this fucking planet. How fucking retarded are you?

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  • Shroot

    It's not a disease though...

    And its not always through sex either... i make girls pregnant by looking into their eyes

    O_O

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  • SkullsNRoses

    That would make your existance a side-effect of an STI.

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  • kelili

    STD - sexually transmitted disease

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  • xTheShadyCharacterx

    They have been renamed STI's btw

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  • xTheShadyCharacterx

    Totally an STD considering STD's dont exist anymore....

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  • gummy_jr

    Then I guess we are all mutated diseases

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  • **Uses girl for sex**leaves

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