Is it normal that i ate my cat?

I woke up this morning feeling really hungry. I went downstairs for my "Morning Meat and Blood," but, to my surprise, it was all gone. If you think it's weird to eat "Morning Meat and Blood," it's just chicken meat and I love the taste of blood. So I stab myself with a needle and drink my own blood...O.K. I'm weird. Anyways, my cat meowed at me to feed her and groom her. She does this EVERY morning!!! I am actually getting kind of tired of it...so to shut her up, I grabbed her, grabbed a sharp knife, and cut her open. I took out the bones and guts and heart, and then I freshened her up, and ATE her. Is this normal because I'm starting to miss my cat...:(

I'm just going to comment down below about what I think... 0
Yes 1
No 5
... 4
Maybe 0
If she was made out of chocolate then, yes 2
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Comments ( 12 )
  • PoyoPoyoPoyoorTripleP

    Pic or it didn't happen.

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    • Queasy_Peas_10

      Oh it happened.

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      • PoyoPoyoPoyoorTripleP

        Well, I won't take your word for it without evidence.

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        • You look like a fucking hotdog

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          • PoyoPoyoPoyoorTripleP

            You never seen my face though.

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  • nikkiclaire

    And the little boys giggle cause they are little boys.

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  • sexmebro

    WTF

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  • yasss

    Stop trying to be a funny troll, it's not working.

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    • Queasy_Peas_10

      It's not a TROLL!!!

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      • yasss

        It has to be

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