Is it normal that i am obsessed with fart and turds?

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I am in love with farts and turds! I leave my turd in the toilet as a purfume. I fart in a jar so I can sniff it again! Is it normal, I think it is. I keep my poop in the toilet for vistors to see my master peice. I wish I could marry turds. They are so amazing.I have no friends turds are all I have, so their my friends. I dont waste my turds I put them in a jar and name them. My old friends say I'm a freak but its just my bad habit. Well what do you think? I can't stop thinking about turds! I drink my pee. Thats just normal to me.

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Based on 32 votes (11 yes)
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  • Wendell
    11 years ago

    We didn't fight Vietnam for this

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  • stupidassholeguy
    11 years ago

    Please check in to the mentel hospital.

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  • LesserKnownCharacter
    11 years ago

    What's your highest couric record?

    If you can trap your farts in a container and seal it then freeze it in liquid nitrogen, at the very least it will greatly intensify the smell and at best it may turn into a liquid or solid that you could actually eat.

    Get a job at a cryogenics lab so that you can use the equipment for free on your down time.

    Freezing turds might be fun too. I can imagine a super-frozen turd, toss it and it shatters like glass when it hits. Awesome.

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  • Mr-Myrtos
    11 years ago

    Disgusting I think you should contact a psychiatrist to detect what kind of deviation that is.
    IIN is not a session of group psychoanalysis.

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    • peterr
      10 years ago

      He doesn't need a group, one person can tell he is an idiot and should be euthanized.

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  • Retard73
    11 years ago

    pics

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  • Terence_the_viking
    11 years ago

    Good for you.

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