Is it normal that i am in love with a keyboard?

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I have a very good friend who is a computer keyboard. It doesn't work when I plug it in my computer, but I hang around with him and talk to him. I use the cable that would go in the computer as a leash, and my keyboard makes me feel very special. Sometimes I get kinky and I start pressing his buttons while he sleeps. I think I am in love with it. Is this weird?

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  • thegypsysailor
    8 years ago

    Whenever we visit a French island, we must fill in the customs/immigration form on a computer. Who woulda thunk that the Froggies use a completely different keyboard than we Yanquis? You actually have to push 'shift' to get a period on them! Perhaps the French rarely end their sentences with a period?
    I think it would be hard to have a French keyboard as a friend, leash or no.

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    • VinnyB
      8 years ago

      I found this interesting so I googled images of French keyboards. I get the different letter placement because letter usage and combatants are going to be different in other languages. But I am blown away by the period thing. It is above the semicolon. Who is using more semicolons than periods?

      http://www.buypcsupplies.com/images/cat/38565_xlargenss_ndo4211.jpg

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  • squirrelgirl
    8 years ago

    Have you ever heard of objectum sexuality? It's basically people who are romantically attracted to objects instead of to other people. There have been numerous documentaries and TV episodes dedicated to oobjectum sexuals if you want to look into it.

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  • Dot123
    8 years ago

    That is normal, EccentricWeird.

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  • wistfulmaiden
    8 years ago

    Totally normal!

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