Is it normal that i am afraid of snowmen.................

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I have this intense fear of snowmen. Every time it snows I cringe because I am scared of the anxiety of seeing all of the snowmen. My neighbor created a whole snowman family and to protect myself from them coming alive and slaying me in my sleep, I went over late at night and beheaded every single one of them. Most of the time they are disfigured anyways. I hate winter. Anyone else have this same problem?

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  • randomjelly
    13 years ago

    Seriously? Invest in a lighter and sleep with a blow dryer. Boom shocka locka. Problem solved.

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  • Mr.macky
    11 years ago

    A snowman stole my rent money and took off, havent been the same since, cant even look at a snowman now,

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  • HSVWHO
    13 years ago

    Either move to the sahara desert or make a snow-woman!!! Lmfao! Wierdo ...

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  • DannyKanes
    13 years ago

    ^ Not more so the sanity, but more the creativity of someone who managed to create a sculpture with two pieces of coal and a carrot :-)

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  • dappled
    13 years ago

    While I don't think snowmen themselves are evil or murderous, you do have to wonder at the sanity of the person who first thought that noses are best represented by carrots and that eyes, the windows of the soul, are two jet black pieces of coal.

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  • Uzzie101
    13 years ago

    They're not snowmen, they're just white people.

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    Well.. At least in summer you can tell there melted face : MWUHAHAHAH YOU MELTED !!! i am ALIVE ! HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL?? woot woot* but seriously? Im sorry but really get help or get over it... Live your life without fear

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  • starkitty
    13 years ago

    they aretrying to unfreeze! yes, i have this same problem....im always afraid theyll snach up little kids and eat them so a watch them through a snper scope just waiting for and excuse...like, they twitch

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