Is it normal that he leaves crumbs 'in case anyone wanted it?'

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Its so annoying! Well just call him 'he'. He leaves like 3 chips and a shitload of crumbs in case someone wanted them. He leaves a practically empty 2 liter soda bottle, with just those 5 nipples full of backwash on the bottom, he leaves one slice of bread in the bag which we can't see because the bread bin is on top of the fridge, so it goes unnoticed for a while, and I love the ends so that really bugs me, he leaves a drop of milk in the carton and opens the new one for himself, cus we might want the rotten drop in the other one, or he just didn't want to mix it with the new milk, he leaves hardly enough cereal for a tiny bowlful because it wasn't enough for the troth he eats it out of, he leaves about two spoonfuls of ice cream in the tub instead of just finishing it, he does this shit all the time!!! It really put my knickers in a twist!!! Is it normal that he always does this?????

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  • flutterhigh
    11 years ago

    Assuming this is your husband, collect all the leftover crumbs and different liquids until you have enough to fill a plate and cup. Serve it all to him for dinner.

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  • wigsplitz
    11 years ago

    Holy shit, I knew it, my husband is dating another woman!! Seriously, this IS my husband described to a T!! I laughed so hard at this!!

    I don't get it either. Half the time, it's like, why didn't you just throw the fucking thing away, it would've been easier than packing it back up and putting it back in the fridge or cabinet!! It sucks for when I shop too, there's been a few times I thought we had enough of whatever because I see the box on the shelf, come to find out the goddamn box has just a bit of dust in the bottom of it, and it's always something I was planning on using that night for dinner. Fucking retarded.

    My husband had this thing I called a through he used to eat from too, it was this big ass serving bowl/platter thing. It was giant, it was ridiculous. I had enough of that shit though, it 'disappeared' one day, never to be seen again. That ended that.

    You know what I don't get either? My husband will ever so carefully fold over the chip bags in such a particular and orderly way (it's the strangest thing ever!! always identical!!) yet is a complete fucking oblivious slob about everything else. Why be so careful and particular with a stupid chip bag yet can't tie your fucking shoes? What the fuck??

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      Ha! Mine folds the chip bag so nicely too! And the empty boxes in the cabinets piss me off to no end!! He'll be like, how come there's no treats in the house? I say what about that box of whatever in the cabinet. He'll say its empty. What??????? You know its empty but you leave it there?? I don't eat fuckin twinkies so I'm not going to know its empty!! Why do they do this!!!!!

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      • Justsomejerk
        11 years ago

        Haha I'm a chip bag folding male so I'll give you some insight. We are lazy and we think we deserve the best of everything.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          11 years ago

          I see. Well I bet your just some jerk *.* haha

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          • Justsomejerk
            11 years ago

            Sounds like a pretty safe bet.

            The only way to beat your husband is to play hardball. Don't replace any item if it is still sitting in place. This may not be practical with the milk. UHT?

            Good luck!

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    My ex used to do every single one of those things too. It's lazy and inconsiderate. He's like that because his parents neglected to teach him any living skills during the 24 years he lived at home. At least I was able to get him to pee sitting down, so now the floor around the toilet doesn't get sticky with urine backsplash.

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  • 048forlife
    11 years ago

    This must be about my stepdad.

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    The only things that would want his "leavings" would be rodents, but even they have standards or at least I hope they do. He's being very unrealistic and wasteful. Teach him to clean up after himself by threatening to kick him out of the house or cutting off his power.

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  • Captain_Kegstand
    11 years ago

    My ex would put empty cereal boxes back in the cabinet, and empty milk cartons back in the fridge. Can you imagine a bigger letdown in the morning?

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