Is it normal that everytime i start, i shart

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The last week has been Hell. This has never been a problem before. The last two times I have tried to go on a jog halfway through it I thought I needed to fart so Iet it go and instead I Sharted my pants and had to go home. To add insult on injury my basket ball shorts were stained as I walked 2 miles back to my house to change. Has any one here every pooped their pants before?

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Based on 35 votes (15 yes)
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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago

    If you have a problem with control your sphincter/bowels/digestive habits, you should go see a doctor.

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    • robbieforgotpw
      10 years ago

      AG, I guess I should feel flattered since OP is copying my style?
      OP created a story and commented on it trying to appear to be 2 different users. My guess is its ipooprainbows and robbiethatshartsisamoron:) they've been posing as 2 different users

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      • GoraIntoDesiGals
        10 years ago

        Lol was going to say hi robbieforgotpw.

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      • Avant-Garde
        10 years ago

        Feel flattered you shall!!!! I once heard that mimicry was the truest form of flattery.

        Now strike a daring pose! The camera is a' waiting.

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      • Anonymous Post Author
        10 years ago

        Will you go out with me?

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        • robbieforgotpw
          10 years ago

          Can we just be friends? I have a gas problem
          *power poots

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          • Avant-Garde
            10 years ago

            Haha! I read that as "power boots"!

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      • Anonymous Post Author
        10 years ago

        I am neither of those users.

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        • robbieforgotpw
          10 years ago

          I believe u:)
          **power farts a few times

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          • Anonymous Post Author
            10 years ago

            You'll never know. *Turbo sharts anonymously

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    • robbieforgotpw
      10 years ago

      Your top comment mentioning the sphincter was funny girl :)
      *squeezes u

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      • Avant-Garde
        10 years ago

        *Gasp*

        What with do you intend to "squeeze" me with?!

        *eyes you suspiciously*

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        • robbieforgotpw
          10 years ago

          im squeezing you with my arms as we speak.
          *mudslides his pants good

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          • Avant-Garde
            10 years ago

            *Slips out*

            You'll never get a hold on me... at least not for long!

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    • robbieforgotpw
      10 years ago

      How is your sphincter

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      • Avant-Garde
        10 years ago

        *chuckle gasp*

        Ha! You certainly are feeling daring today, aren't you?! I'm sure if it cold talk it would be happy... No more bloating for me... No, my tum tum is nice and rather flat now. (Yeah, that's right baby... No one can hurt that pancake.)

        You'll never find my digestive secretes! I'll take them to the skies!

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      10 years ago

      You can't c me **turds up the place*

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      • Avant-Garde
        10 years ago

        What, there's two Robbies now?! How can this be?!

        *Starts up vintage airplane*

        *Puts on sexy aviator gear of old*

        With this, *gesticulates towards aircraft*, I shall fly into the skies and discover the mysteries and solve them!!!!

        *Evil laughter*

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        • robbieforgotpw
          10 years ago

          Will u fly with me?

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          • Avant-Garde
            10 years ago

            Levitation/Aviation from gas propulsion will only last you so long...

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  • iEatZombies_
    10 years ago

    Based on the fact that people can't comment as anonymous on here, I don't think anyone's going to say "Yes, I've sharted during a false fart." Here, I'll help you out...

    IF ANYONE READING THIS HAS EVER POOPED THEIR PANTS ON ACCIDENT, AFTER CHILDHOOD, THUMBS THIS COMMENT UP.

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    • iEatZombies_
      10 years ago

      IF YOU HAVE NEVER POOPED ON ACCIDENT, THUMBS THIS ONE DOWN.

      And if you pooped your pants on purpose, you're a jerk. Go on, get outta here.

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      • Anonymous Post Author
        10 years ago

        **manures drawers good**

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        • Avant-Garde
          10 years ago

          Your next grocery list:

          - cheesepie
          - cheese
          - potatoes (no sweat potatoes)
          - processed wheat flour (no whole!)
          - possibly some corn
          - salt

          (Together, these are the powerful ingredients that bonded up the Anon OP and brought an end to his diarrhea, bringing in their wake naught but constipation.)

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          • Anonymous Post Author
            10 years ago

            I power sharted

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            • Avant-Garde
              10 years ago

              UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!- Duke (creepy) Lemon Grab.

              (He tried but the sweet, creamy, starchy, richness was too much for his shellbaba to handle... He died, in vain he did!!!!! There's no glory in dying without your sour vinegar juices... Hmm, sexy jews...)

              Less coconut milk.
              Less agave syrup.
              Less fibre.
              Less is more... so much more...

              If at first you don't succeed, try again and again.

              The Great Valoo will not rest... ("Not I!" said the fox.) Until utter constipation is achieved.

              Do it or I will personally send you to Siberia... (Mmm, with those sexy boots... Oops! I'm thinking about another regime. ;) )

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    • iEatZombies_
      10 years ago

      Dirty bastards.

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  • MonsterDino
    7 years ago

    I am quite sorry that you tend to shart thou pantaloons, but I suggest thou take a grand diet of peanut butter and cheese and see a doctor.

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  • Anonymous Post Author
    10 years ago

    What if I were to tell you we are the same guy?

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    • Avant-Garde
      10 years ago

      Inception! Or, would it be "Shartception"?

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      • Anonymous Post Author
        10 years ago

        I have two accounts on here. I use them to throw people off. I am just messing with you. We are actually the same guy.

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        • Avant-Garde
          10 years ago

          Hmm...

          *Rubs mustache*

          *Frowns*

          *Then rubs Poirot's mustache*

          Ahhh! Yes.... Yes, indeed...

          My findings cause me to believe that this is.... Icame.

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      • robbieforgotpw
        10 years ago

        This OP wishes he could be me. Don't buy it AG

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        • Avant-Garde
          10 years ago

          Its like looking in a bathroom mirror! But what type of mirror and what type of bathroom is the real question...

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  • paulywalnuts
    10 years ago

    hahah

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  • Terence_the_viking
    10 years ago

    Hahahahahahahahahahahah.

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