Is it normal that even though i have a drug test coming up?

I had an interview last week and found out that I will have to pass a drug test at the end of the month. I made it about 5 days without smoking and then I just couldn't take the boredom anymore and I hit a couple bingers. I did a lot of research online and found a pretty legit site that has a week long plan on how to pass a drug test through dilution and the replacement of nutrients. It sounds like it should work but I hope I'm not shooting myself in the foot. Has anyone ever tried a technique like this, and was it succesful?

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  • Drusilla101

    Either get synthetic urine (google it), OR do this:

    Every day on the week of the test (especially the day OF the test), eat a few bananas (they have natural THC in them, which will explain any that may show up- and it will raise your potassium level which will make it believable), drink four glasses of orange juice (or any other juice as acidic as orange juice), and down a tablespoon full of vinegar a day.

    This will cloud your pee enough to make them re-schedule a test for a later date, and the test will NOT come up diluted. You will still be hired, and so long as you keep clouding, you will never test positive. This is a good strategy if you're trying to quick but the test comes before the THC will be out of your system.

    This has worked many, many, many times for every person I know who smokes.

    The other alternative is synthetic urine, which can be hard to come by. If you DO find some, make sure it either comes with a heating pad to keep it body temperature, OR keep it hidden in your pants to keep it warm. If it isn't the right temperature, you will be caught.

    Good luck!

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  • HurrrDurrr

    If you have at least 2 weeks your best bet without resorting to additives/fake urine is as follows. They don't test for THC, they test for a metabolite of it, that is fat soluble. Therefor week 1 you exercise as much as possible, drink lots and lots of water (within reason don't drink enough to cause swelling of the brain). Week 2 you eat as much fatty foods as possible. The reason for this is that during week 1 you are trying to burn off as much as the metabolite laden fat as possible. During week 2 you build a new layer of fat over the old one to limit the release of the metabolites into the blood stream, and this reduces the concentration in urine levels.

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  • fumaswim18

    drink water and work out as much as you can

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  • thread

    Urine luck has worked for me every time. Synthetic urine. Comes with a heat pad.

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  • dannyboy22

    Use fake urine, you heat it up to 90 degress, smuggle it in your pants, then dump it in the cup.

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  • Kemper420

    okay listen.
    ive been on probation since i was a sophomore in highschool, im now going to be a sophomore in college. and i have been smoking weed on a regular basis ever since.

    all you gotta do is.

    -wait a minimum of 24 hours after you smoke(let the thc fully settle into you're system)
    -set out a 3-4 hour period of time in youre day where you will not eat
    -drink bottles of water untill you have pissed clear 5-7 times(#'s based on my body.. male/6'3"/180 lbs)
    -you cannot eat during this period of time(thc attaches to fat cells)
    -once you've pissed clear 5-7 times you can then begin to eat as much as you want, the reason of this is that you restore the nutrients in you're piss(keeping the drug test results from showin up as Diluted)

    any ?'s let me know otherwise you're all set. good luck brother n keep blazinnn

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  • OgreMatt

    Roommate in college tried those drinks. Had his internship in te states, so him and his friends who also had their placement there, decided they would all say fuck sobriety for the recommended month, and they would rock tje drinks. My roommate had 2 just to be safe, followed the instructions carefully, and failed! The kicker, every single one of his friends who he had smoked with hin the whole time, all passed. Lol ppls bodies are different, the way they test you is different. God forbid they do a hair test on you, cuz if so, yur fucked. My reccomendation, go buy 4-6 jugs of cranberry juice te week before yur test, and make sure they're ALL gone by the time you test. Add in one of those drinks, and if you don't smoke fo just that one week. You will prolly pass

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