Is it normal that all the young men in the class had to look?

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My hands are dry, so I've been making an effort to apply lotion to them several times a day. I carry a small bottle of it with me to my classes during the day.

Today, during a moment when we were reading a passage from our texts (silently), I decided to use my hand cream. A bit more came out than what I needed but I figured I could just apply any extra to my forearms. I was trying to be quick about it, so it got a little noisy with the squishy sounds.

I thought nothing of it, until I noticed that every male head in the room snapped over in my direction. I stopped immediately. I felt so awkward. None of the girls in the class looked, only the guys.

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  • throat_cutter
    11 years ago | pl

    Sex. They thought of sex

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    • NeuroNeptunian
      11 years ago

      Yerp.

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      • MissyLeyneous
        11 years ago

        Derp.

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        • NeuroNeptunian
          11 years ago

          A herp.

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  • disthing
    11 years ago

    I don't know why only young men looked, OP, but in my experience if somebody makes an odd noise in the middle of a lesson people turn around to see who and what it was.

    I like how, because it was men, people here assume they instantly thought of sex or something rude / disgusting and that's why they turned. I didn't think we lived in an age where people still think of men as dirty, uninhibited and rude, but think of women as naive, innocent and gentle. Yawn.

    How about jumping to the conclusion that none of the women turned around because they were too embarrassed to, since it made the same noise as a vagina fart when vigorously fingering themselves, so they pretended not to hear anything at all? Ha

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    • throat_cutter
      11 years ago

      um sex is everywhere, porn is everywhere. the demand is there. who is its top consumer? thats right, who do you think

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      • disthing
        11 years ago

        Yes, the biggest consumers of porn are male. The biggest consumers of sex toys are female. Sex is an intrinsic aspect of our world, who could deny that.

        My point is just because young men turn around to look at a squelching sound, people assume it's because they are thinking of sex or masturbation. I think that's a little narrow minded and unfair.

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        • throat_cutter
          11 years ago

          so, young males, their raging hormones, visual creatures aroused by images, males- the male mind. are you denying.... that the most constant thought on their mind isnt sex? y4es females too, but NOT AS MUCH as overwhelmingly as much as males.

          have u been living und4er a rock, stereotypes exist for a reason

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          • IsaacClark21
            8 years ago

            Girls thing about it just as much as guys, except were not afraid to deny it.

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          • disthing
            11 years ago

            Yawn.

            I don't agree that, because during adolescence sex is typically of great importance and concern to men and women, young men immediately think of sex when they hear a squelching sound and therefore HAVE to turn around to see the source in case it's rude or to acknowledge it sounds like something rude, whilst young women innocently maintain their attention on their work, oblivious to the source of all the boys' interest.

            Understand? I think I've fully expressed my view here.

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            • throat_cutter
              11 years ago

              You wrote vigorously after that fake "yawn" there buddy..

              Im calling your bluff. Methinks you are not tired or bored at all. In fact, you want me. you are salaciously stroking your private parts and touching yourself as you think of me

              admit it

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  • dappled
    11 years ago

    This reminds me of my friend who gets away with any sexual innuendo because he is very obviously gay. We were shopping and he grabbed a bottle of washing-up liquid and started shaking it up and down so it made a sound. Then he said, very loudly, "What does this remind you of?"

    I love him. :)

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  • BlondeBear
    11 years ago

    It's obvious that the average human intelligence cannot fathom more than that.
    It's most likely that the exact words that went through their tiny brains were, "Huh, a squishy noise. Sounds like someone wanking".
    Don't fear the utter stupidity of some people and don't worry about them.

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    • AbnormallyAwesome
      11 years ago

      When I hear weird noises I look where it's coming from. Thats not stupid, thats considered. I don't want whatever is emmiting weird noises to sneek up on me. It's the art of survival!

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  • Terence_the_viking
    11 years ago

    they thought you did a fanny fart

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  • IrishPotato
    11 years ago

    ...Fap.

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    So you're a teacher or something?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      A student.

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  • funnybunny1234
    11 years ago

    yeahhhhhhhh what blondebear said lawlzzzz

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  • mariacachucha
    11 years ago

    thats hilarious, they totally recognized that squishyness haha

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    It doesnt have to be sex, maybe they thought you just let a wet fart go.

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    • [Old Memory]
      11 years ago

      Or fapping?

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      • [Old Memory]
        11 years ago

        Hmm, well a wet fart works better in the scenario, though I guess masturbation could as well.

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  • Imposturously_yours
    11 years ago

    hahahaha!! That's priceless.

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