Is it normal that a grasshopper has bitten my cock?

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I've put a grass hopper in a girls ankle sock and i shoved my cock in and tied it up so it wouldn't fall off. And the grasshopper bit or just pinched my cock a few times. At first i liked it but then i bit and wouldn't let go so i squished it onto my cock.

-Horny Idea

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Based on 26 votes (8 yes)
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Comments ( 9 )
  • NaughtySecret
    12 years ago

    Bullshit, you're just a fucking twat!

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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago

    What did you expect?

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  • drugsrbadmkay
    11 years ago

    You should try it with a badger instead of a grasshopper, it's awesome.

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  • bumblecreek
    12 years ago

    that's disturbing and gross. how would you have the stomach to violate an insect like that?

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    Here's an idea, wank off like most normal blokes. I hate insects but the grasshopper didn't deserve that in the slightest.

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  • AngAnders112
    12 years ago

    this is called formicophilia.

    that poor grasshopper :-(

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    This is very arousing. Smh.

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  • Mrman10
    12 years ago

    This better be normal.

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  • MissClaire
    12 years ago

    thats so messed up

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