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I don't put the seat up because I am too lazy so i just take a piss when the seat is down. But most of the time i miss because I don't pay a attention when I am peeing. So is it normal?
This is very dangerous. If you sit down on the seat when there is pee, the pee can creep into your butthole and give you AIDS. This is not normal, stop this habit before you put your butthole in severe danger. I am a doctor listen to me.
You're a doctor and you think people catch AIDS? It's a syndrome. You don't catch it. It develops from infection with HIV. As for HIV, it can be transmitted by several types of body fluid but urine isn't one of them because the concentration is too low.
Either the quality of medical teaching has reached a new low or you're full of shit. I work in medical teaching, by the way. And, unlike you, I actually am telling the truth.
I'm guessing there is no women living at your home? How does it feel when you have to shit? Is the seat wet and cold?
you lazy bastard,you must come home from work,drink a beer and bitch at your wife about your 3 kids running around screaming and stuff
Just go outside and piss in the damn street already----no need to worry about cleaning up anything,already.
How about sitting. That way you get to be lazy and you wont piss on the seat. Problem solved. I always sit when i wake up cuz im too tired to stand up.