Is it normal switched my gfs vitamins with laxatives...

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So my girlfriend hasn't put out in months and I have been killing myself to figure out why. The other day I got the idea to check her phone and that's how I found out she has been cheating on me.

I went into her medicine cabinet, found her vitamins and switched them with laxatives that only look slightly different. I swore she would notice but no, she spends her nights shitting her brains out. Even her new boo thang has started to get annoyed by this explosive development lol.

Does anyone have any ideas? I'm all ears!

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  • dom180
    10 years ago

    Idea 1: Move on like a adult.

    Idea 2: Keep your moral high ground.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      10 years ago

      I'm not the kind of person to pull this kind of bullshit, I know I sound like a shit bag. Normally I would break up with the girl but it's kind of difficult when I'm getting such a kick out of watching her put on her makeup (obviously for an outing with her boy toy), then watching as her eyes get all wide, she slams the bathroom door and starts squirting liquefied organic energy bars into the toilet lol.

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      • Riddler
        10 years ago

        Alright I understand she is cheating and you found out. However giving her extra laxatives that she does not need can be very detrimental to her health. I would suggest you stop this before she becomes ill and realizes you fed her laxatives. If she dies or is hospitalized because you drug her your going to be on line for prison. This is just a warning. Constant diarrhea can dehydrate you very badly. Severe dehydration is a very serious thing.

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  • CozmoWank
    10 years ago

    Maybe the new guy is into scat.

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    • Avant-Garde
      10 years ago

      I wonder what the water bill is for the cleaning power it takes to get all of the stains out.

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  • Grapist
    10 years ago

    Push the guy off a cliff, then imprison the girl in a castle dungeon and shave her head and make her your sex slave. Then rule the world

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  • SweetPeachTea
    10 years ago

    If she has any hair products put something bad in them so her hair can look like shit or something.

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    • RoseIsabella
      10 years ago

      Try Nair.

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      • Avant-Garde
        10 years ago

        That's a great idea.

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  • pixie44
    9 years ago

    hahahaha i had this exact same idea but never went through with it lol. You can pull a scene from "the help" and make her a "chocolate pie" lol. jk.thats how the ebola happens. just little things like fill her gas tank with sugar. Stick nails in her tires ( they will eventually deflate) put hair remover (nair) in her shampoo. get that "itching powder stuff" at a gag store and put it in every one of her underwears. order really weird sex toys and weird porn fetish videos under her name but send it to her parents address. lol.

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago

    In all honesty I'd say you got her back enough, the coup de gras is now figuring out how to let her know what you did, that you know about the cheating and without giving her an opportunity for reprisal. It's healthier to move on anyway, in my experience cheaters usually get a dose of their own medicine at some point in life anyway.

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  • XCoD420X
    10 years ago

    add piss to her shampoo, change things around the house all the time, but only slightly. change her phone lock once a week if you can, change the contact names for you and the other guy, and you can confront her about this, also up the strength of the laxadives if you can.

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  • Lonely2
    10 years ago

    First of all that sucks to hear...it hurts to be decieved , especially if you really loved her....and belive you me thats is actually kinda funny and you might have reacted worse....but o wouldnt fuck with her ..when we start fucking with people shit can happen that we never intended....say she got such bad diarrhea she became dehydrated and people can even die from severe dyhydration..or say she has an allergy etc...in two weeks she may be crying for you to take her back...and your love is stronger than ever..who the fucks know..or maybe it wasnt rigt anyway...or you find a new even better love best to just feel your feelings and try to move through them...fucking with people can cause accidents and tragedies..qnd it creates more baggage to move through...but that is some funny shit

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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago

    I don't normally condone this, but there's a psychological trick that you can do with the furniture. You gradually add to the legs of your furniture which causes your victim to think that they are shrinking.

    You can try switching the sugar with the salt.

    You can take a cue from that old Simpson's episode where in which Lisa made her family think that they had Leprosy. Switch up her hair products. There were get back stunts in the Roald Dahl books "Matilda" and "The Twits".

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