Is it normal random women never offer me sex?

i've never had a random woman ask me if i want a blowjob or some pussy. whenever i go to the mall, grocery store, park, zoo, different cities/states etc no women ever offer to help me out sexually. i really need help because i have a very ugly dick and i need help. i really need some help sexually because i'm so horny and desperate.

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Based on 79 votes (57 yes)
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  • ArmusWasTheFirstTroll

    Did you put in the right cheat code?

    You have to restart the game three times, go to the options menu, go back to the main menu, load up your game. Now follow this exactly jump, jump, jump, crouch, jump, crouch, left, left, right, right, crouch, left, jump, right and quit the game then re enter. The cheat should be active now. Seriously though, doesn't every kid get this code from their older brother when they're 12?

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    • Redcoats

      Agreed, if that doesn't work though OP, try holding down Right and press L, R, X, B, Y, A.

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  • RoseIsabella

    Why should anyone care? Obviously you watch too many pornos and you don't know anything about so called random women.

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

      well yall just talked yallself outta a free plumber

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  • Dazed_dreamer

    And by helping you, you'll gain what? A more attractive dick? Your looking in the wrong places -__-

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  • JackRoberts

    ummm well you can call a prostitute

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  • modernism

    You legitimately think woman in general just regularly go up to random men and offer them sex? Wow.

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    • heckleBucker

      Certain extroverted women that enjoy outrageous behavior will to this to non-threatening males. They hit on me at parties all the time. It explains why I'm always in a good mood.

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      • modernism

        Hitting on someone is slightly different than straight up asking someone if they want their dick sucked.

        Even then, I said "women in general".

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        • heckleBucker

          Except the OP said "a random woman". For that reason, I would assume he is talking about outrageous females. And yes, on occasion a random woman will say to me, "Hi there, you look like you could use a girlfriend. How about some oral love."

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  • Gspyder

    That's not generally how it works. You have to put some effort into it, and it helps to have a bit of personality.

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  • Arm0se

    Calm the fuck down! Horny bastard!

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  • answerme

    Women aren't just whores who go up and say "c-can I fondle your d-dick". You do watch to much porn. Your a horrible person if you think of women that way

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  • astoriaboy

    There is a new breakfast cereal called prostituties I think you should try.

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  • Anonymous200

    Even if you did get a random woman to have sex with you, you'd regret it later. Most women who do that have a mental illness like Bipolar disorder (unsafe sex is one of the behaviors seen in the manic stage) or other personal issues. If you sleep with one, they could get really attached or stalk you.
    Or if they seem fine, they could out to be serial killers later.

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  • green_boogers

    Dude, I have the same problem. I turns out that the type of women that are attracted to me are all introverted. So they will think about unzipping me for oral pleasure, but they will never say they want to.

    Go to Youtube.com and search for "Signs that a girl likes you". Different personality types give off different signs. You must first determine which type has a natural inclination toward your personal style.

    I am not attractive. Only 3% of women are physically attracted to me. Success depends upon recognizing who they are.

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  • SkullsNRoses

    Dude something must be seriously wrong with your game, since age 12 I have never left the house without at least 2 women begging me to pleasure them. I went shopping with my Mom the other day and got sucked off in Mothercare ;)

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  • januarycurse

    Women don't judge you (at least initially) based on what's in your pants. Because that's usually not visible when you're out in public. So they can't tell if you have an "ugly dick". But they do judge you based on the image you project, which doesn't seem very positive.

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  • VirgilManly

    Ooow I hate when that happens.

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  • rimjob

    Your probably a fat SOB and need to lose weight, workout, get cut like me and you'll get pussy like me. Otherwise either A) Jump off a bridge or B) STFU and do what I tell you.

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