Is it normal oranges in public?

Is it normal that I hate it when people eat oranges in public places? They have such a strong smell that it always bothers me when some one is eating one near me. It's not that I don't like oranges, it's just that I think they're better eaten in private when there's no one around to be aggravated by the smell.

This is my solution: I carry around a pocket sized bottle of febreeze and whenever someone is eating an orange near me I squirt a copious amount on their orange. Not only does the febreeze mask the smell, it's also poisonous. That way the person will either just throw out the orange (problem solved temporarily) or they will eat it and die from the febreeze (problem solved permanently). Is my solution a good one or should I do something more drastic? Is this normal?

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21% Normal
Based on 82 votes (17 yes)
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Comments ( 15 )
  • OgreMatt

    It'll be funny to see how many teeth you have left after you fabreeze my orange

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  • arabmoney

    If u sprayed that on my orange I wud fuck u up

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  • xoxo29

    Fabreeze yourself.

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  • Is this it? I just wasted a whole minute because of this meaningless post. How the hell did this get approved? It's pointless and stupid. The real question is, "IIN I fuck people over and waste their time?"

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  • gako

    Let's see you spraying oranges around my block. I would like to see you try.

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  • jubi

    Oranges smell nice.

    However, usually when I see someone eating an orange in public I don't go up to them and sniff it... I don't know. I don't see how anyone could be bothered enough to want to kill a person. That's.. not normal.

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  • Mellox

    Wow, you sound like the kind of person I would hate xD What, can't stand the smell of healthy food since you're a porker? Grow up.

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  • Tamira

    I like the smell of oranges. - Even if I didn't, I would not run aorund and destroy people's food and possibly their health. - That is petty, mean and absolutley unresonable.

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  • phoenix_paradox

    Wait what? Damn if thats what you do when it comes about oranges, i dont even wanna know what happens when they eat lemons... U are... Weird.

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  • Mastersash

    hey- if we have to put up with your disgusted face every time we eat a delicious orange then maybe you should stay inside more :)

    don't be a haterrr.. you won't win the war.
    (against oranges- for all the haters out there who need me to clarify)

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  • House

    i love the smell of oranges!

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  • alv1592

    wtf. you want someone you don't even know to be poisoned and die, just for eating an orange? ur crazy.

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  • lifeisfree

    Haha agreed wit ogrematt

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  • SassyFrassyLassie_old

    You are too fussy.

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  • Thts mean! Why don't you just leave? And this is kinda dumb cuz it's not everyday wen u see someone eating and orange in public and even when u do it's not a big deal.

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