Is it normal or impossible?

What would I have to do in order to for fill this? I never thought it would be so hard to become food, I'm even willing to cater myself to all your needs. I want you to dominate me I'll do all the work for you, if your male I'll give your a very nice blow job, and I'll jerk you soo good as a bonus and a payment to devour me. Cook me, swallow me whole. Idc if you bring friends I'll satisfy all of you, females I'll lick you head to toe finger you eat you out all of it. Or please bring a really big snake. I want to be swallowed whole as I masturbate until it swallows me completely and I cum inside it. The idea of all of me naked inside your stomach or being swallowed whole until it's just my feet half way in and out of your mouth makes me horny and happy. I'm food and if your hungry then just eat me, how often is food going to beg you to eat it? I'm free, delicious a nice satisfying meal, I'll sexually satisfy you and ill even do all the work just talk to me and come to me. If I could open your mouth and crawl in I would. There's no shame in it, I want this, i belong in your stomach. I'll even pay you, please just force me down into your nice warm cramped stomach and take a nice long time to digest me, savor me in there. I'm willing food all the way head to toe lick me up and down. Play with me..then finally put me where I belong. I'm ready right now about to masturbate thinking about it. It would be nice to find a hungry surprise visitor in my home by the time I'm done or at least in the morning. Like I said and pleaded how often is willing food beg you. Eat me,