Is it normal or have i just been unlucky enough to witness this?

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So last night, I was doing my shopping as usual, pushing along the trolley and I caught sight of this guy out of the corner of my eye. I thought he was moving oddly, so I kinda took a second look.

No shit he was moving oddly. He had one hand in his jacket pocket, pulling it down over his groin, the other hand going at it furiously, headphones in, browsing the cereal aisles. WTF?

Now, this isn't the first time I've seen something like this. A few years ago, when I lived in a different city, I turned the corner into the chilled food section just in time to see a very satisfied looking older gentleman tucking it away into his pants.

Is this something that happens all the time? Or am I just really unlucky to have run into two creeps?

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  • Captain_Kegstand
    11 years ago

    I guess i'm just lucky, I have never caught a man masturbating in public.

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  • jondoerandom
    11 years ago

    We had a flasher for a while. Was a middle aged geezer walking with a trenchcoat and no pants. Everytime he'd spot a group of girls, or a girl alone in the park he would just run after them with his dong flapping around. Eventually the cops got him.

    Kinda harmless, never flashed kids. Still it's messed up.

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
    11 years ago

    That's when you loudly tell them to stop jerking off in the cereal aisle and get a manager.

    might was well fucking embarrass them and then get them kicked out right?

    which reminds me, public masturbation IS one of the things that can get you on the sex offender list. so go for it

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      I should have. I'm not the loud type, though, more the embarrassed girl who wanders off thinking "Did I really just see that?!"

      I did tell someone after I saw the guy in the chilled food section, though. Seeing as that had potential...um...spillages. Ugh. I think the bastard escaped, though.

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      • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
        11 years ago

        then again.... maybe he just needed some milk for his cereal.

        >:)

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          11 years ago

          Hah. Well thanks for that mental image. Now that's gonna be what I think of every time I see milk.

          I'm glad I don't drink milk very often :P

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          • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
            11 years ago

            ya. he's getting his milk from the one-udder bull eh?

            :)

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  • dappled
    11 years ago

    My count is also two. The first was a man in a pub toilet, brazenly going at it and pointing himself right at the door I'd just walked through. Desperate being in serious need of bladder relief, I thought I'd let him get his own kind of relief first.

    The second was a taxi driver who did it left-handed while he drove with his right. Every time his mobile rang, he stopped and looked really annoyed, like he couldn't believe his bad luck at only having two hands. At least he didn't as for help. I didn't want to hold his phone, let alone anything else.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      Sorry, I laughed at the story about the taxi driver. That's so wrong but hilarious. Obviously, not so for you at the time.

      My count for men catching men jerking off in public is actually 3. I didn't include the guy who sat next to me on the train on my way home from school. That, I can believe, happens more frequently.

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      • dappled
        11 years ago

        Nah, it's fine. You'd have laughed if you could see my face in the taxi. It was a cross between:

        "That guy is doing a bad thing and he keeps looking at me in the rear view mirror. Is he fantasising about me?"

        and:

        "What if he crashes while doing that and the police come and see him and ask me what was going on?"

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          11 years ago

          Hahaha...you should've caught his eye and winked ;)

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