Is it normal not to eat a taco or burrito?

As a Puritan I eat lettuce, asparagus, beef, chicken, etc, often in a stew, and I eat vegetable pickles, porridge, and cheese on bread etc, and because it didn't say to have tortillas I wouldn't eat a taco or burrito or even corn chips again, is that normal?

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  • techpc

    How does being a Puritan affect what you eat? That just sounds like a personal choice to not eat tacos or burritos.

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    • Somenormie

      I agree techpc it sounds more like a personal choice.

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    • normal-rebellious

      There's a Puritan diet, I looked it up on the internet, it didn't say to eat or not to eat a taco or burrito.

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      • LloydAsher

        So it was a choice. To not eat it.

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        • normal-rebellious

          It's not just a choice, it's based on the puritanical creed.

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          • LloydAsher

            To not eat tacos? Your religion sucks.

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            • normal-rebellious

              It didn't say not to eat tacos, but there are specific foods Puritans eat. Back then in the early settlements of USA and England, the Puritans never ate a taco, even though they snacked on pickles and Americanly they were eating pumpkin pies on Thanksgiving, all religions are said to suck, does it really suck that the Amish can't drive motorcars? Or that Christian Scientists can't have their meds? Or Jehovah's witnesses can't have blood transfusions? Or that Mormons can't drink tea? They're just creeds that don't please you, but they please a corrupt leader who's happy at the expense of making money in church.

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  • Tommythecaty

    Puritan must mean asshat.

    Eat a burrito you asshat.

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    • normal-rebellious

      Listen Mr. Cat, there's no burritos in the diet, I can only eat certain things, although I won't eat beef ever again, my mother doesn't eat beef, I'm back to being a vegetarian.

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      • Tommythecaty

        You love the beef you Puritan asshat.

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        • normal-rebellious

          That doesn't mean I'm going to eat it, people off this website besides you guys have been gaslighting me, my personality is only going to work if I point out what gaslighting is, and I'm not an asshat, and I'm not going to be convinced I'm an asshat, crazy, stupid, silly, a fool or an idiot, it's ordinary, by which I mean it's slightly inferior, and I only talk to normal highly moral people, not ordinary people who make me paranoid.

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          • Tommythecaty

            You can be an asshat, I never said you’re an idiot Hans.

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            • normal-rebellious

              The whole system of being exactly like you is screwed up, my attempt at seeming the same didn't work, not to worry, as for an asshat and an idiot you can be one, I'm actually a genius, you ignorant person. You want proof? By removing the source of the separation I actually have exceptional natural talent and incase you talk for yourself I'll talk for you, you didn't say I wasn't a genius but you said you didn't say I'm an idiot but an asshat, and further down the line incase you try to be different to me you didn't say you were different but you're trying to be, and you didn't say you didn't say those things but I'm telling you you didn't say them. And furthermore I'm a copycat therefore if I said that you said that even if you didn't say you said that. And yes you said I wasn't a copycat by saying "I didn't say", shut up, treat me like I talk like you. I say what people say therefore you said that, saying what people say. And if I talk like you it's without contradictions and you did say that, you're saying I talk different to you, I'm rational (you did say that) therefore I don't contradict but your words say I contradict, you're wrong, and you did say something wrong, I invented you, I invented your words, they're not your own, you said everything I said, it's called being rational without contradictions, you did say I'm a contradiction so don't pretend my copying isn't copying, I'm exactly the same, you even said you want to be different to me ("I didn't say that"), the truth is we're all the same so let me copy you!

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  • RoseIsabella

    Why on Earth would anyone not want to eat a taco, or burrito?

    https://youtu.be/umY1GHFcGU0

    https://youtu.be/bQKDlNTEl6w

    I just wish Taco Bell had not discontinued the Tostada, and the Verde sauce!

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    • normal-rebellious

      Maybe it's not mentioned in my diet, however I'd still eat tuna sushi.

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      • RoseIsabella

        I love sushi!

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  • jethro

    troll

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  • Grunewald

    This is ridiculous. What kind of Puritan are you??

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    • normal-rebellious

      New England Puritan, who eats rye bread, chicken, smoked goods, breakfast, dinner and supper, cheese on bread, porridge, ham, bacon, cabbage, onions, potatoes, pumpkins; and biscuits, gingerbread or apple pie for dessert.

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      • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

        do you carry a musket with a funnel end on it and wear a big black hat with a buckle on it?

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        • LloydAsher

          That's actually a myth. The buckle wasnt worn on the hat. It's just aesthetically pleasing to add an accessory to an otherwise flat and dull hat in paintings and statues.

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        • normal-rebellious

          Probably not, but if you ever existed in front of me you'll see me in a brown coat, never revealing on my person short sleeve or short leg clothes, you'll never see me watching entertainment and you'll see me wearing a beanie or a hat rather than a cap.

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          • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

            i have made a point of existing and sometimes i even occur

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            • normal-rebellious

              You exist, it's clear, but in front of me you will see I'm dressed as a Puritan and if you don't know my clothes, you'll see I'm dressed like a fundamentalist Christian.

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  • What about a reconstructed dish of beef, peppers, onions mixed together inside of pita bread?

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    • normal-rebellious

      No way, there's only a certain bread I can eat, and that's coarse dark rye bread not a tortilla, nor a taco shell, my mother doesn't eat beef so I won't eat beef, nor am I supposed to eat pita bread, some Christians have a specific diet just to make it look Christian, but I suppose I can drop my religion, which is addictive.

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  • DADNSCAL

    A matter of taste. I like shredded meat tacos but not ground meat, because you never know what’s in them. And by USDA standard, a burrito can be up to 70% fat or filler, because they’re considered an ethnic food so I won’t eat any but the chimichanga or the whole meat ones.

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    • normal-rebellious

      Beef can make you sick with the chemicals that's in them, I will never eat beef again.

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