Is it normal my mother saw my dildo in the bathroom?

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LOL i was drunk and stoned when i got home from a party and wanted to play with my dildo so i did it in the bathroom anyway when i was done i left it in the bathroom , lol. and the next morning my mother was awake and i went into the bathroom first thing and was like lmfao wow my dildo is on the counter,lol,I wasnt gonna say nothing but is it normal to have asked her if she saw it? lol like i know most people wouldnt even bring it up if no one mentioned it but come on its not like we both didnt know it waas there all this time, lmfao seriously on christmas eve too

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  • charli.m
    12 years ago

    I did similiar...I'd taken it into the shower to wash it, stuck it on the wall with the suction cap then showered and forgotten it, and gone off to work.

    Got home, got in the shower, realised "oh fuck...I've left it here..." My brother is the only other person to use that shower...Totally mortified.

    Not only was it impossible for him to have NOT seen it, but the poor bugger had obviously had to shower with it there, not wanting to touch it.

    He'd stuck a fluffly cleaning glove over it, so he didn't have to shower with a dick poking out at him. I find that hysterical now, but I didn't at the time. Couldn't talk to him for I don't even remember how long...

    My grandmother found it at one point, too, when she was rifling through my things, as she often did. She waited a year before bringing it up in conversation. As you do.

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  • Shackleford96
    12 years ago

    Wow, I would imagine that could be quite awkward...

    I once ran into a similar situation where I accidentally left some porn magazines on my bed and I am certain my father saw them... I asked if he had seen them and he denied it, so I just let it pass.

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