Is it normal my life sucks?

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My girlfriend broke up with me today because she saw me with another girl CHATTING! I cheated on her a while ago, but I apologized! It was a mistake. Why can't she forgive me?

I graduated high school and threw a big graduation party last spring, and some guy called the cops on me drinking and me and some of my homies was arrested. Now I'm on probation. That sucks!

My mom always wants me to help her. Why can't she hire another aide?

She has my cousin come over and help, but he's a total spoilt brat. He has an IPHONE 5 and I only have a cell phone that was manufactured 2 years ago. I told him that my phone is broke and he's letting me use his iPhone, so I went through his texts and found out he was talking shit about me. Oh fuck you! I'm on his browser now, and I went on his email and he was talking shit about me to his friend and he was talking shit on here. Why doesn't he just do like he did with his brother to me so I won't have to deal with him?

My mom always wants to talk to me about my future but I don't want to go to college! I just want to have fun in my youth, not waste it studying! Apparently she sent out applications to a bunch of Ivy League universities or some shit and what am I going to do if I get accepted?

My "friend" lied about me to his mother and now I'm not going to be able to go to Spain with them. FML!

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  • redneckgirl1507
    11 years ago

    #firstworldproblems

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  • DeerInTheHeadlights
    11 years ago

    What's that? You cheated on her and now she doesn't trust you anymore? What a bitch! She should have taken that apology and sucked your penis while she's at it!
    Man, you're even on probation for underage drinking? What a fucking asshole he is to be reporting you! Oh my god, and someone wants YOU to spend a few minutes of their time to HELP? My god, you can't do that! That's so selfish of them!
    Jesus, you went through his personal private property which he so kindly ALLOWED you to use, and you found out he was saying mean things about you? What an asshole! How inconsiderate of him! Good lord! An education? Fuck that. Tell your mother what's up and go to Cali for a vacay, bro!
    Now you can't go to Spain? That's total shit, dude. You should MAKE HIM PAY for your trip.

    Get over yourself, kid. I have a feeling you are trolling, but, if you aren't... You're an idiot.

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  • NotStrangeBird
    11 years ago

    In 20 years I might drop some quarters in your begging cup on my way by.

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    1. Your cousin is silly for letting people know his passwords.
    2. Grow up and go to college. Your life won't get any better if you don't stand up and make changes.

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  • dom180
    11 years ago

    My interpretation:

    "I cheated on my girlfriend and she dumped me! Even after she tried to give me another chance!". Yeah, what an unreasonable bitch.

    "I broke the law and was a massive nuisance to my neighbours! I got caught and reprimanded for being a dick!". Yeah, you're right.

    "My mum wants me to stop living off her money and give up 30 minutes of my time for her". Wow, your life sure is full of insolent women, isn't it?

    "I looked through my cousin's phone, invaded his privacy and found out he hates me!". I wonder why he hates you...

    "YOLO". ...not even answering that one.

    "My friends hate me because I'm a massive arsehole". Go figure.

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    • treyaloso
      11 years ago

      I didn't even say YOLO.

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      • dom180
        11 years ago

        Funny... that's all I heard coming from that particular paragraph.

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  • bristexai
    11 years ago

    Wow. First, if you cheated on me, your ass would be dust. Second, your fault for drinking while underage. Third, what do you mean your mom needs your help? Fourth, your cousin let you borrow his phone so you go through his texts and emails and his IIN (which seems worse to me somehow)? I would talk shit about you too. Fifth, you should appreciate the fact that your mother cares about you. You sound like a spoilt brat. I should submit this to White Whine. Are you the same person in "IIN for a cousin to be like this", by the way?

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    • Avant-Garde
      11 years ago

      How dare he go through his IIN!

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      • bristexai
        11 years ago

        I would HATE for someone to go through my IIN.

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  • treyaloso
    11 years ago

    Genius idea staying logged in ON MY PHONE after you run yuor stupid mouth about me DUMBASS! This is your cousin. Pick up your phone now And you dont know anything abuot Michael i was fucking lied to!!! You dont want to tlk to me FINE but Aunt Judy and me talked and any more stunts you pull will get u kicked out of her house! you should be greatful for everything you have. you drive a fuckin Ferrari you could be a starving child in Africa.

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  • Darkoil
    11 years ago

    Now now girls stop arguing in public.

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  • Theknowledgegeek
    8 years ago

    Right, first of all you're a piece of scum for cheating. Secondly Stop complaining about your phone, make some money and buy yourself a new one and lastly not everyone is going to like you especially not people who you think are close with.

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  • Bobsbitchtits
    11 years ago

    Life sucks

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  • writersblock
    11 years ago

    Seriously i would go for college if i were u. It sounds like you're ruining your youth instead of having "fun".

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    maybe work now play later

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  • jthebomb97
    11 years ago

    It's completely normal, you're just being a major dick.

    Why is it that some of us work our asses off through high school to get a scholarship to a nice college, and then this deadbeat gets a free ride that he'll probably end up wasting because his parents can pay for it?

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  • LilyAmongTheThorns
    11 years ago

    First world problems.

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  • q25t
    11 years ago

    Please tell me this is just trolling. No one can be this horrible. Please.

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    • thanksforthefreecar
      11 years ago

      yes he is this is my cousin. I almost hate him. i let him borrow my iphone 5 and this website was what came up on the brwser so he decided to make an accuont and run his mouth about my brother and Aunt Judy. He won't pick up his phone and anut Judy said he was at his friend's pool.

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      • treyaloso
        11 years ago

        I'm not picking up my phone because I don't want to talk to you.

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  • SeverusFan23
    11 years ago

    It could always be worse you know.

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  • Energy
    11 years ago

    Stop bitching.

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  • treyaloso
    11 years ago

    Pick up ur phone I'm trying to call u

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    • #Yoloswagg
      11 years ago

      Kahl hou?

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