Is it normal my landlord moved my vibrator?

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Well, I came home from work one day and realized my vibrator had moved. It was on the couch but I eventually found it in my nightstand. My landlord had come unannounced to turn on my air conditioning (damn swamp cooler) when I was gone and I guess he saw it and felt it necessary to put it in my room in my nightstand nonetheless. Is this at all normal? I don't even know what to say to him. "Keep your mitts off my vibrator you!" That's all I've come up with so far. Anyways, I live alone soo I wasn't really worried about someone seeing it, let alone moving it.

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  • penpal21
    12 years ago

    Maybe he put it in his ass first?

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  • aussiewolf
    12 years ago

    he probably licked it and sniffed it.

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  • Jweezee
    12 years ago

    Maybe you left it on and it rattled it's way over there.

    Sounds like you gotta creepy landord to keep in the back of your mind, or you're really forgetful.

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  • Avant-Garde
    12 years ago

    Either you forgot or he's a creep.

    For extra precautions:
    1. Remember to put it away after you use it.
    2. Sterilise it or get a new one.

    Since, you don't know exactly what happened, your landlord is the prime suspect. He could've done some strange things to it before it was found in that spot. To be one the safe side, get a new one and tell him politely not to come over unless you're at home.

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    He probably had a little romp with it himself, not a big deal really. Maybe you can just do away with the vibrator altogether and start having sex with him. May even get you a more favorable lease when its time to renew. Kinda of like your own personal form of rent control.

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
    12 years ago

    Before you accuse him be sure you didn't move it yourself after your last playful romp with it.

    Or consider asking your landlord to stay out of your apartment unless you are there to supervise his actions.

    As a tenant you do have legal rights when it comes to your landlord coming in to to your home.

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