Is it normal my gay son doesn't want to be cured?

When I discovered my 16-year old son was one of the gays I didn't know what to do so I asked God for guidance. God told me I have to go to my pastor and ask him to help cure my son from his gay sins. I explained it to my pastor and he told me we have to act now and be worried because if we cannot cure my gay son we have to stone him. I have explained all of this to the gay but he doesn't want to change and he thinks there is nothing wrong with it! If he wants to live in sin I can no longer consider him my son. If he isn't cured I have to take him to my pastor to be stoned. I want to help him and explained to him that if he doesn't let us cure him he will go to hell but he won't listen. I asked God for help but he is testing me and won't tell me the answer. I tried beating him but it didn't work and he is still gay and won't come see the pastor. We're just trying to help him escape from the wicked gay life. What can I do?

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  • TerryVie

    God just told me:

    You should accept him for who he is as long as he leads a good life.
    The son needs to wander astray before becoming lost and able to return home.
    Everybody needs to find their way to God, and it is not yours or the pastor's place to either judge him nor lead him astray from the path the great lord has choosen for him to walk on.
    Leave him be, stand aside as he makes his own path in life, and, if he cannot pass the tests God sets before him, he, and only he will pass judgement upon him.

    You, however, shall be judged by how you stand by him as a loving and accepting parent, giving guidance by example, and not preaching, and accepting the path that was set before him, instead of damning him for it.

    Thats all he said.

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    • deepthought33

      I'm seriously doubting the validity of OP, but if it is true this is the best counter-attack I've ever seen and honestly (even though I don't agree to the premise of homosexuality being sinful) very good advice!

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    • KeddersPrincess

      You don't actually believe this story, do you?

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  • dappled

    Your pastor can get people stoned? I thought all they had was communion wine. I didn't know they'd moved into weed.

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    • shade_ilmaendu

      They say a man who lies with another man must be stoned... you don't have to be, but it helps. ;P

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  • This is a fake, obviously.

    This just in, God thinks you're going to the land down under...where fire burns and people blister...No vegemite sandwhich for you, though.

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    • Captain_Kegstand

      Haha nice!

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  • demonic2782

    Being gay is not a sin being gay is normal u should not discard ur son like common trash just becuz hes gay and there is no cure for being gay becuz being gay is normal and all theyd do to him is either beat him until hes a vegtible or give him so many drugs itd be as if u didnt have a son so do u want that for ur son just becuz he likes guys how would u feel if ur parents disoned u just becuz of ur believes or stoned u for being who u r so basicly if u punish him for being normal and who he is isnt that a sin and can u imagine how hard and painful this probly is for him that his mom wants nothing to do with him just becuz he likes guys and coming out of the closet to u becuz he trusted u and loved u enough to share his deepest secret and u go and beat him u should be ashamed of urself

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  • Hippie

    Be proud of your son for standing up for himself. Hopefully you're not serious, sir.

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  • noodle76

    one sec... CURING?! you are acting as if he has some sick fucking disease! HIS SEXUALITY IS NOT HIS CHOICE!!! do you know what? if "god" made him gay, then why try to play god and change it?! also, you BEAT your son?! isn't "god" against violence to ANY soul? and you will STONE him?! either bullshit or murder. the police will be on your ass faster than you can say "AMEN!"

    oh, and im a bisexual atheist who has had sex with 3 different partners before marriage. so FUCK YOU! fucking cunt... that poor boy...

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    • BrendioEEE

      is every atheis a bisexual or what ? Yea gay and straight is something you cant choos e but you choose to be bi sexual thus its a simple perveted fettish kinda like being attracted to she males or something. There was a study where they examined several gay straight and bi sexual minds and the results were there a big difference between the gay and straight mind but the bisexual mind was basically the same as the straight mind proving its not something your born with.

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      • noodle76

        i cant choose my sexuality. if i like both, i like both, i cant fucking help that. and, perverted fetish?! so every bisexual is a pervert? and a fetish for shemales is completely different. thanks for insulting me and making me feel like a freak just like i got throughout my whole teenage years. the freak, thats all ive ever been known as. thanks a lot.

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        • BrendioEEE

          its like a addict trying to make excuses on why smoking crack is ok lol. No I wasn't trying to make you feel really bad but sorry it is a choice they have proven time and time again that bi sexuals chose to be that way but they can also be made that way kinda like how serial killer is made or a molester by being abused as a child look ime sorry if you were made that way through a rough childhood or perhaps you were molested...sorry in that case I am sorry and you just need counselling but if you chose to be that way which is how 2 out of 3 bisexuals are made then again its just a sick attraction.

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  • AngAnders112

    I haven't been to this site in months ... the first story I stumbled upon. Hilarious! Everyone knows God stopped talking to people after Judas hung himself.

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    • coolio75650932

      holy shitting donkey mutant ass licker from texas. your back.

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    • shade_ilmaendu

      Holy fuckballs, welcome back! :D I was just thinking about you recently

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  • kyanviado

    Personally I think your story is bullshit!

    However, if it is true, than you should present yourself to the local police for assault!

    Now I understand that in the Christian belief homosexuality is a sin. But this is your son, your own blood.

    Now I respect your beliefs but your son is a young man and is at an age where he can make his own choices in life, to have his own belief, choose the way he wants to live and you as a father only need to be there to give him guidance when he asks for it.

    Now I am a pagan and my partner is a devoted Christian. We both have an understanding for each others beliefs and respect but we do not force them on each other and we live happily together!

    My suggestion is just be his father because you are not normal and if you keep this up you will loose your son's respect

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    • I respect you,sir.

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  • Captain_Kegstand

    Good Jesus this is funny, "I tried beating him and it doesn't work, he is still gay" HaHaHa!!! Good troll, I thoroughly enjoyed this one.

    On the off hand chance that this isn't a troll and OP is serious, FUCK YOU.

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  • NoraBaker

    What can you do? Oh, I know! Go find a big black male and have him fuck you in the ass for an hour and a half. That should get your son cured.

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    • shuggy-chan

      why he have 2 be black... racist

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      • Captain_Kegstand

        I think it is more of a compliment really, to black men in general. It is like saying "congrats on the huge package, would you help me out with something?"

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        • Yumazing

          He doesn't get the whole "big penis" thing because he's Asian. And a bathtub.

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          • Captain_Kegstand

            Lolz see, now that is getting racial. Funny though! XD

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    • shade_ilmaendu

      This is possibly one of the best comments I've seen from you, in terms of I'm lol'ing right now. XD

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  • NeuroNeptunian

    Trollololololol.

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  • dirtybirdy

    Don't treat him like a salty piece of meat

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  • Ebola69

    You probably didn't beat him hard enough.

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  • handsignals

    your son is all about the penis, I don't get it but it is normal and it means more girls for us :)

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  • pambambam

    troll.

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  • Steve92

    Troll on lady!

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  • ForMyPeaceOfMind

    It's his life plain and simple! You may have brought him into the world, but let him live it as he sees fit. If and when he's ready to give up that lifestyle, he will...and not a moment sooner! All you can do is love and accept him for who he is...he is your beloved, treat him as such! Besides, God don't like ugly, how you're treating your son is ugly behavior. His call for us is to have compassion for humankind!

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  • What is wrong with you? Im Christian, but you are not. Atleast, not a true Christian. I accept all faiths, beliefs, and sexualities. Try it some time. You cant cure what hasnt been cursed.

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  • rosemayy

    You shouldn't 'cure' you son, you should accept who he is.
    There are loads of gay people in the world. But then again, maybe he's going though something at his age so you shoud leave him alone at times but be kinder to him

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  • 800imawesome

    You can't "cure" gays...

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  • ellie06

    In fact, I think God is testing you because He thinks you should know that your son is fine the way he is. He doesn't need to be straight in order to live a good life. God is probably ashamed of you since you don't understand that your son is just fine.

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  • ellie06

    Although I am Christian, I don't think homosexuality is a sin. I don't think homosexuals go to Hell instead of Heaven. If your son wants to be gay, let him. I don't see anything wrong with it. Also, beating him will not make him straight...

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    • Thank you. I completely back you up on this.

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  • BxLorex

    I certainly hope you are not serious.

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  • coolio75650932

    gods not telling you how because hes against violince, drugs, and dickwads likeyou. let him be what ever he wants. and you beat him? dude! you know i could track your computer and get your phone number and adress and then call the cops.

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    • Suomiman

      Please do.

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      • coolio75650932

        i did the second i made my comment. (it was in the news) im a friggin hero!

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  • Suomiman

    You are disgusting. Let him be whatever his heart tells him to be.
    You Racist.

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    • likesototallyomg

      How is this racist?

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      • Suomiman

        I used it here to represent discrimination in general. As I am unaware a term applicable to this situation.

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        • likesototallyomg

          I think "homophobic" was the term you meant to use...

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          • Suomiman

            Thanks.

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  • Theres no proven cure for homosexuality,so dont make a big deal about something you have no control over at all.When other people ask you about your son and what he does,just tell them he's a FAG and then just smile.

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  • Inspector019

    Hmmmm...

    A)Butt fucking & Nut jobs

    Or..

    B) Mind fucking & religious nut jobs

    Gotta say... I'd probably go with choice "A" too!! LOL

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  • MinecraftAnonymous

    This is fucked up. There's nothing wrong with someone being gay. They're born gay. Christians are fucking schizophrenic.

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    • Not all. This guys claiming rights to something he shouldnt. True Christians should accept all beliefs and sexualities. Atleast, I do, and I am a Christian. I do agree with you though, that its wrong what hes doing. He's sick. Not trying to start something, simply expressing my opinion, as you have yours.

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  • Dizzee

    LOL@the word "cured". Being gay -- now a disease. Seems legit.

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    When I tell my therapist your story, she's going to make me reenact it with Lego people. I can't read this! I can't! Ok... Maybe I will read it.

    After reading your post, I've come to the conclusion, that you stole my bus pass! I finally get to play my Nintendo DSI and you had to ruin it by stealing my bus pass! Now I'm going to go look up some cheats for Pokemon. It's my only chance of crossing the bridge.

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  • Faceless

    This is hilarious.

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  • shuggy-chan

    neuro, is this u? & have u threatened him with fire yet?

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    • NeuroNeptunian

      no this not me, i no hav tiem to troll latly

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  • shade_ilmaendu

    Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.

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  • NotFloydzie

    I don't think it's funny for people to troll about something that in fact, happens in real life and can lead to suicide.

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  • bananaface

    You're the one who needs curing!

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