Is it normal my farts don't make a noise any more?

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Is it normal that my farts don't make a sound any more? I have had some quite large things shoved in my ass, and big things holding my butthole open, but is it normal to not hear a sound any more when I force out a fart?

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Based on 128 votes (76 yes)
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  • KeddersPrincess
    11 years ago

    Because you're dying.

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    • Avant-Garde
      11 years ago

      I think he's broken his anal canal...

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    Probably because of the large things you've had occupying your ass. Stop that for a while and perhaps your farts will become noisy again. Unless you like your quiet farts, just keep stuffing itthen.

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  • ccjigsaw
    11 years ago

    OMG! Haha I've heared of this before. It's just the muscles in your ass being loose. I have a gay friend and he just slips out farts sometimes and he's like "I had no idea that was even coming..." It's normal.

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    See a doctor.

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    • NotStrangeBird
      11 years ago

      Probably a psychiatrist would be better.

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