Is it normal my boyfriend lick my pussy

The question plus the explanation don't make any sense and are full of errors!

However, both is normal.

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The other day I was eating a bag of Cheetos while waiting in line at Walmart. This really tall, blonde muscular lady with one of those stupid looking anime hats comes up behind me with a cart full of stuff. She nervously says to me that she has had a crush on me for some time and was too shy to tell me. I politely thank her, tell her that I'm gay, and that I wasn't interested in women and right away her shy tone immediately changed. She started yelling at me in what sounded like a mix of Japanese and gibberish a senile old man would say. I tried to calm her down, but then she pulled out a can of pepper spray and she sprays my face. A few other people wind up getting sprayed as well. The spray fucking burned! MY THROAT WAS ON FIRE, MAN! Next thing I know, she shoves me and I'm blindly throwing my groceries at her. I hit her with the open bag of Cheetos, a can of Campbells Chicken Dumpling soup, and the loaf of bread I was carrying. She got mad and left the store. Then the manager and the security guard looked at me like It was my fault because I retaliated. I'm a 5'6 120 lb dude and she was like 6'1 with possibly 200 lbs of muscle. WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY EXPECT ME TO DO? Did they expect me to stand there and let her hit me? I had to exit through the back entrance near the School Supplies because she was waiting by the main entrance with a hockey stick acting like I shouldn't have hit hit her. FUCK WALMART! I'M DONE SHOPPING THERE!

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Both are normal especially the first one. If you dislike either tell him asap.

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