Is it normal mom threw me out the house for this???

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My mom was cleaning my room and my safe was left open by mistake and she found about 40 dickgirl hentai comics I had paid around a thousand dollars for as well as signed headshots of my favorite pornstars and threw them in the garbage!!!! And said she had never been disgusted in her life and that I need to get a social life.

In revenge I logged into her facebook account (autosave passwords ftw) and went hogwild, I posted a pic of her violin students boyfriend "mmm he's a hottie! I wanna suck his cock!" and send a long filthy letter to a guy she went to highschool with about how she hated my father and all the screwed up sexual things she wanted to do to him.
I basically spend 3 hours vulgarly insulting and coming on to all her friends and posting lewd comments on their pics and status.

I figured my mom would basically go "touche" and consider it tit for tat after what she did, but she FREAKED OUT and broke down crying when she saw what I did, She personally apologized to EVERY single one of her friends when she could have just made a "My son has a weird sense of humor, sorry guys!" status update. Now she wants to kick me out of the house! I'm 31 and have never had a job, what the hell am I supposed to do? Is there any way I can smooth this over? Make her breakfast in bed or something????? Help!!!!!

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  • Darkoil
    11 years ago | pl

    Shame your mother didn't drown you at birth, then we all wouldn't have to read such pointless stories.

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    11 years ago

    I like a good troll post. Thanks for the laugh.

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  • charli.m
    11 years ago

    Hahahahaha.

    Thanks, I needed a laugh.

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    aw that's mean you were only being evil

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  • GuessWho
    11 years ago

    "I'm 31 and have never had a job"
    It's about damn time she threw you out!

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  • FruityGoofyFaggot
    11 years ago

    The other day I beat the fuck out of a box of Honey Nut Cheerios. The cartoon bee on the box infuriated me. If he was real I'd stab him a million bajilliuon times and rape his corpse with a butter knife filled with overcooked salisbury steak.

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  • fairyprincess
    11 years ago

    You should try to seduce her & sexually please her.

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  • incapable
    11 years ago

    For one, you're 31 and never had a job and on top of that you still live with your mom. Dude its about time you leave home and experience life outside of "mommys house"

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  • FruityGoofyFaggot
    11 years ago

    How did you have electrical outlets under a bridge? Wouldn't they get wet?

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  • nightmare28
    11 years ago

    Its people like you that makes me really want to reconsider my pro-life policy.

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  • iEatZombies_
    11 years ago

    I would've cut off her nutsac and slapped her in the face with it it.
    Why didn't you do that while she was crying, troll??

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