Is it normal medical vinegar?

My sister and I were sent to the supermarket to buy fizzy water for one of my mother's parties. I got the water alright but the supermarket is up a very steep hill and on the way back down, I tripped up and suffered a head injury. My sister, Jill, also tripped and fell down the hill after me.

We managed to get home but then some woman decided to treat my injuries with paper and vinegar. She insisted that it was "medical" vinegar. But I was all like, "Look, I've got a subdural haematoma going on here. I need more than condiments".

Then my sister came in, saw the brown paper on my head and started laughing. So my mother whipped her. All in all, this was a bit of a rough day. But is vinegar really the best way to treat head trauma?

Yes 7
No 6
Help us keep this site organized and clean. Thanks!
[ Report Post ]
Comments ( 20 )
  • Seriously, are you fucking joking? I posted about twelve stories with varying rates of believability. This was probably the worst of the lot. Of course it's not true! It's Jack and fucking Jill. You approve the stupidest thing I wrote and the most serious point I made (a satire on Guantánamo Bay) either went over moderator's heads or was too hot to handle.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
      -
    • Gelmurag

      I'm in agreement with you on this. The more fake a story is, the higher chance it has of getting through, but the real stories seem to get tossed away.

      Comment Hidden ( show )
        -
      • My post about Guantánamo Bay was just denied but a story I wrote about people putting their hands in the air was approved. Amazing. Real stuff gets tossed, stupid stuff is seen as real.

        Comment Hidden ( show )
          -
        • I believe I know how this has happened but I don't want to say why out in the open--in a comment like this. I'd tell you in a PM though. :/

          Comment Hidden ( show )
      • That'sRacist

        Do you believe in gay marriage?

        Comment Hidden ( show )
    • That'sRacist

      Are you a sociopath?

      Comment Hidden ( show )
        -
      • Not yet.

        Comment Hidden ( show )
  • Avant-Garde

    Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water
    Jack fell down and broke his crown
    And Jill came tumbling after him

    (Did I manage to get that right?)

    Comment Hidden ( show )
      -
    • Perfectly. :)

      Comment Hidden ( show )
        -
      • Avant-Garde

        Yay!

        Comment Hidden ( show )
  • Ihadtomakeyetanotheraccountffs

    Great Scott! What a tale.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • NeuroNeptunian

    Yes. Medical science be damned! I pull all of my medical expertise from children's fables and aside from that one amputation, I have yet to regret it!

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • dirtybirdy

    Oh my mustard, you're all jacked up

    Comment Hidden ( show )
      -
    • That'sRacist

      Do you use cocaine?

      Comment Hidden ( show )
  • myownopinions

    No, everyone knows that baking soda is the way to go.

    Stay off that acid!

    Comment Hidden ( show )
      -
    • That'sRacist

      Do you trust the police?

      Comment Hidden ( show )
        -
      • myownopinions

        That's Racist.

        Comment Hidden ( show )
          -
        • That'sRacist

          No it isn't, Libertarians don't trust the police.

          Comment Hidden ( show )
  • What?

    Sorry, I don't follow you. I'm too busy kissing Georgie Porgie. xxx

    Comment Hidden ( show )
      -
    • That'sRacist

      Are you a photographer?

      Comment Hidden ( show )