Is it normal if i like to eat goldfish?

Ever since I was little, I've always enjoyed eating goldfish...It sounds weird and only my best friend and parents know about it but I can't help it! I'm broke because I lost my job at the aquarium because they caught me eating their fish:( Please help! I just can't resist the taste of pet fish!

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Based on 148 votes (33 yes)
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Comments ( 18 )
  • enzyme1

    im disturbed that this is only 39% normal. this should be like 15% normal or less

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  • bumblecreek

    yeaa. basically, that's fucking disgusting..

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  • What'sMyName?

    I thought you meant the crackers, but real ones? O_o

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  • tori

    I'm not going to let my goldfish come over and play.

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  • I'm thinking about buying an elf. I already have a unicorn and 2 fairies. Or maybe I should buy a magic robot.

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    • darthleon

      i would go for the robot

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  • ThisIsNotAUsername

    If you're going to make up a lie, at least make it semi-believable.

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  • What The Hell Is Wrong With You. If Its True I Say Get Help Or Try Eating The Crackers.... But If Its Fake Bull Then I Say Learn To Freakin Lie.

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  • bigtoy

    This story smells of bullshit...

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  • Shark fin is actually really good. Like foreal. Google shark fin soup.

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    • dappled

      Kind of cruel how they make it, though. Catch the shark, slice its fin off and then throw it back still alive. It sinks to the bottom and dies slowly. Of the most popular sharks, 90% of them have already been wiped out and they'll be extinct in twenty years.

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  • i like to eat shark

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  • XNightTheAssassinX

    If goldfish taste similar to wild fish, you should switch to eating that if you can.

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  • myanimalobsession

    Hey, my name is Elisa and I am doing research for a new cable documentary series.
    We're interested in your question-this kind of thing is one of the topics we're researching.
    The show concept is very new, and we're just getting started, so I'm just reaching out to people to see if they are interested in chatting about the subject. I'm sorry for messaging you out of the blue like this but please reply if you’d like to talk, thanks!

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  • sillygal73

    you lost your job eating the goldfish? wow, if this story is true, I don't know what to say. I think it's gross. Sorry.

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  • WellAdjustedRapist

    Ha we did this in college xD

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  • pierre3167

    Yeah. What She Said^ After All Every Word Was Capitalized So You Know It's Right.

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  • Noonesperfect

    I eat rocktail and brew all day

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