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sometimes when the guys are all around everyone farts and laffs,,but sometimes when i do it i think i pood a little bit,only happens when i push one.and sometimes i dont just think i pood,,, i know some came out
It is not called 'farting wierd' it is called pooping. Simple solution to this problem: stop doing it.
You may actually have irratible bowel syndrome. I've had friends refer to it as having a "Hershey's Squirt" when you break wind.
Hahaha
Omg this is possibly the funniest question I have read on here.
You sharted! Haha
heres the genuine cure.
1. before u go out with friends, eat a massive bowl of chilli or beans, make sure to add cheese and extra onions.
2. dont push! usually results in racing striped underware~! if rac ing striped cars went out of style 10 years ago imagine how outdated stripey undies are!
3. rumble a little, tighten that sphincter, and relax while exhaling..
4. let it fly!
5. take a bow, and smile.. for your underware are now stripe free and u hold the de Stink tion of launching the raunchiest red rover in the room!