Is it normal if i fall in love with a plant?

I am very fond of one of my plants, and I was curious if there was a place on this earth where one might be allowed to express my love and marry a plant.And is it normal if I fall in love with a plant?

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Based on 131 votes (26 yes)
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Comments ( 25 )
  • dappled

    Perhaps. There was a guy in Sudan who had to marry a goat because he was caught having sex with it. A man in India married a dog to atone for the fact that he'd stoned two other dogs to death. Maybe you can marry your plant to atone for all the salads you've ever eaten.

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  • aussiewolf

    try making love to a cactus then get back to us.

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    • We got a rhyme crime!

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  • You might confused this 'love' with something else maybe?

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  • howaminotmyself

    I love plants too! But it's a platonic love.

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  • Shrunk

    how sweet... and it should be alowed, some crazy bitch married the golden gate bridge, not kidding!! like she is speacial enough to have him just cus he can't speak to say no?! well at least a plant is a living thing so its a bit more normal... and im sure if it could, it would love you too, for all the care you give it

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  • MrsEdGein

    You want to marry a plant? Sounds like you're meds have stopped working.

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  • thats so cute <3

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  • omglookitsagoat

    it's weird and not normal, but there's nothing wrong with it.

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  • Omg thats one of the most stupid stories ive ever heard !! If you are serious then you should see a doctor because i think you are not normal dude its ridiculous!!

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  • Avant-Garde

    I am very fascinated with plants. However, my feelings for them are strictly platonic. Strangely, I think this is kind of cute, though it is definitely abnormal. There is a term for being attracted to plants but I forget what it's called. In modern society, you'd most likely be unable to marry your plant.

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  • lalaaa

    how can you be sure a plant have the same feelings for you?they dont talk so let them free...

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  • swordfish

    it happens, but that doesn't mean it's normal by any means. You have a disorder where you project feelings of love on an inanimate (or mostly inanimate) object and personifying it. it's a fantasy. get some help

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  • Lamron_Ti_Si

    I've actually seen a thing about this where people become romantically attached to inanimate objects. There was a woman who was in love with bits of fencing. She married a bit of post around the Eiffel towel and keeps a chunk of wrought iron in her bedroom that she has "sex" with.

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  • purplemonkeys

    Lol

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  • Jjinxa

    id marry a dope plant.

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  • patriot071592

    I doubt this is normal but it sounds cute:)

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  • jensapa

    I'm in love with a plant... My dope plant!!

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    • capcrunch6

      Drugs are very bad.

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  • Sabaky

    One word.

    No.

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  • st1

    That's abnormal.

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  • Lol this made my life(: It made me laugh out loud, and then I got some strange looks :P

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  • Bleach2476

    Haha Made my day!

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  • povich031

    You can't be fucking serious!!! If I walked into your house I'd pull your plants up from the root. That's so fucked up! Get a life weirdo!! Wake up!!!!!!

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    • Laurine

      I mean it.
      And if you want to pull up the plants, as you please.
      The whole world is just obsessed
      Nothing changes but the faces, the names, and the trends.

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