Is it normal i wear a melon helmet

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For short rides on my bike, I don't think I need the full protection of a carbon fibre helmet so I carve my own helmet from a melon that I often find in mysterious places, like my neighbour's fridge.

When I take my pets along with me on the cart I tow, I make a pineapple helmet for my dog (quite pertinent as she's an Afghan hound with a taste for pinecones, as my gardener knows only too well), and also a grape helmet for Kittus Pussywillow (my lizard).

I think we look quite super as we travel the streets but local children have begun to shout obscenities. Once they even called for my head. I knew it to be childish ribaldry but what if it isn't?

Surely it would be sillier to invest in helmets for a dog and a lizard?

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  • wigsplitz
    11 years ago

    What's mysterious about finding a melon in a fridge? That's all I want to know. That's where they're usually kept.

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    I'm getting such a delightful picture in my sleep deprived mind. If I pass out, I can pass out happily because I read this.

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  • Captain_Kegstand
    11 years ago

    That's not so bad, I wear banana condoms...+

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    • [Old Memory]
      11 years ago

      Hahaha you wear condoms.......

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      • Captain_Kegstand
        11 years ago

        Yup, banana condoms. You can microwave them a little bit first for extra credit, but make sure you don't get them too hot!

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  • AssBurgers
    11 years ago

    Funny, my helmet wears a melon.

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  • Rin✿
    11 years ago

    So this is what happens to someone when their parents put them in a watermelon as a baby?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aemy_92v-w8

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  • jondoerandom
    11 years ago

    Kittus Pussiwillow? hahah.. you're probably making this up, but it made me laugh!

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  • Justsomejerk
    11 years ago

    You seem an odd but strangely likeable fellow. Be careful as children can be dangerous beasts.

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    11 years ago

    This makes me want to make fruit helmets for my chickens

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  • NotFloydzie
    11 years ago

    I so have to do this.

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