Is it normal i want to slay my principal

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I feel like my principal is an evil adversary and I am the schools only hero who must slay him. I've been practicing swordfighting. Actually I challenged him to a swordfight since he's my neighbor and I plant on cutting off his hands. I told my friends this and they laughed. I'm actually not joking about this, and when we fight I really am going to cut off his hands. I don't care what happens to me after that but I just know/feel like I have to. Is it normal?

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Based on 11 votes (5 yes)
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  • Justsomejerk
    11 years ago

    Do it. No jury would convict you if he agrees to the sword fight. make sure you get it on video and upload it.

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  • randomperson1000000
    9 years ago

    yes. I hate authority figures myself

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    I agree with The Captain. You're not a knight in shinnying armour or a ninja, therefore you can't get away with challenging someone to a duel. As a professional who wants to keep his job, he will most likely be responsible and turn your request down. If you make a offer whether it be from a surprise attack or a gentlemanly request face-to-face, word of your behaviours will surely spread like a wildfire around your neighbourhood and school. You'll be treated like Quasimodo and many will want to banish you from their kingdom. That being said, it's best to keep your curiously disturbing fantasies to thy self.

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  • Captain_Kegstand
    11 years ago

    You practice sword fighting? I hope you realize that in this day and age that is pretty much a useless skill to have!

    BTW he is an educator and a professional, he will not agree to sword fighting a student!

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  • Allistalla
    11 years ago

    Principle?

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    • Justsomejerk
      11 years ago

      Rich.

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