Is it normal i want to murder the person who purchases my heroin?

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I sell black tar heroin. I don't use it though, drugs are stupid and bad for you. I have a client who won't pay me. She says she wants to use the money to buy a new car after her grandmother crashed the other one and totalled it. That's BS, her car is fine (was fine, I already cut the brake lines). I think she's using it to buy porn and do some hairbrained scheme in which she starts a charity to give kids without parents Teddy bears. She has been cooking up this idea for a long time, it's like her dream or something. In addition to not paying me, I am almost sure she's stealing my other clients' heroin. When I asked her about it, she said she wasn't stealing it, but she went on a rant about how the heroin I sell inspired her to try out for American Idol. She can't sing. The way I figure, if I kill her, I will be doing her and the world a favor, in many, many, many ways.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    8 years ago

    yall stated that shes stealin other clients drugs

    how the fuck does she have access to yalls other clients stuff?

    what kinda shitty fuckin drug dealer are yall to let sucha thang happen?

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    • ChuvPuvDaKwuv
      8 years ago

      I didn't ask for attitude.

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      • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
        8 years ago

        ok fine but as a drug dealer the control of yalls stash seems lackin

        also remind this chick that to git any tax advantage from her charitable donations she needs to fill out irs from 8283

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        • ChuvPuvDaKwuv
          8 years ago

          You are probably right, I should keep better track. And she's always too high to let anyone talk any sense into her.

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  • [Old Memory]
    8 years ago

    What do you expect to deal with when selling drugs? Obviously drug addicts will do weird shit and try to rip you off. It's your fault for choosing to be a part of that scene.

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    • ChuvPuvDaKwuv
      8 years ago

      No, it's her fault for getting addicted to my heroin.

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      • [Old Memory]
        8 years ago

        When you choose an occupation that deals with certain people it becomes your responsibility to deal with them.
        If you dont want to deal with junkies you should have chose a different line of work.

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        • ChuvPuvDaKwuv
          8 years ago

          They don't have to be junkies. They could choose not to be.

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          • [Old Memory]
            8 years ago

            Maybe, but you choose to be a dealer.

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  • wigz
    8 years ago

    Um, are you a guy? Sounds like a mutually beneficial/destructive guy/girl dealer/user situation.

    'won't pay me'...you mean you gave her some in hopes of pussy or a relationship? Then she's cutting it and reselling? And not giving up the pussy like you want?

    'nice guy' drug dealer. Great job.

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    • ChuvPuvDaKwuv
      8 years ago

      I am a guy, and I do like to have good relations with clients and be friendly, but believe me, I want none of that poon. That stuff's got the herps, like bad. I just want cash. Other than that, yeah you have the situation pretty well worked out.

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      • thegypsysailor
        8 years ago

        You must be a pretty sad excuse for a drug dealer, if you can't even get paid for your shit. See dummy, it goes like this;
        Customer, "Hey I want some shit man."
        You (the supposed drug dealer), "Gimme the money, honey."
        Customer, "I ain't gots none now, but I will gladly pay you tomorrow for a bag today."
        You (the supposed drug dealer), "Get lost creep, until you've gots the money."
        See, now if you did business like that, you wouldn't have to make up some bullshit post like this.

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        • wigz
          8 years ago

          Shut up, you moron. You don't know anything about this, much like anything else you comment on.

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        • ChuvPuvDaKwuv
          8 years ago

          In rural West Virginia, we work a bit different. And it's heroin in a small town, not pot in a huge city you retard. Drug dealers don't just live the good life in the city. If you know nothing, say nothing.

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          • thegypsysailor
            8 years ago

            No, try it my way Mr. Supposed Drug Dealer and you'll see. The money will be rolling in, honey, just rollin in.
            It ain't like you folks in rural West Virginia have got much of a reputation for smarts anyway, so what have you got to lose?

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  • Ghostygirl
    7 years ago

    Uh, no? Drug dealing can get you into serious shit if caught but the moment you "kill" her, the serious shit gets ten times worse. Don't due it and just cut your loses she's a druggie she won't give you the money. Next time if you continue selling make sure your other customers don't know how to reach each other. That's dangerous in itself a bunch of drug heads planning how to kill/kick your ass to steal the drugs isn't so hot. I don't know if this is real though but if it is lol go with what I said.

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  • Anonymous Post Author
    8 years ago

    I'm gay.

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  • JustAHuman
    8 years ago

    Sigh. Why do people believe things posted on this site?

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  • [Old Memory]
    8 years ago

    Very odd...

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