Is it normal i want to marry my dildo?

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He pleases me more than any man ever could, and I've grown attracted to his soft, black, rubbery girthyness, he never orders me around or talks down on me. Richard (Dick for short) is my one true love and is always there for me; whenever I'm having a bad day... He's there to cheer me up with some good old fashioned lovin', and he'll never complain. He feels perfect and better than any man, because he was custom made specially for me. It is for this reason that I want to marry Dick. We already got engagement rings, his being a cock ring. Of course. But we want to make this official. I know it might sound like a troll post but hear me out. I don't care what anybody says! I love my dildo! And I am very attracted to him. We have fun every night. I even take him everywhere with me, except he is hidden away. So, is it normal to be attracted to my dildo? Do you think I should go through with it?

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Based on 11 votes (4 yes)
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Comments ( 13 )
  • moonwalker2000
    2 years ago

    i wish you luck in your marriage. Don't spend too much on the venue

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  • Chap
    2 years ago

    I call straight bullshit

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  • SkullsNRoses
    2 years ago

    Sounds like you two have a great... vibe.

    Also this dredged up a memory of a friend telling me her favourite dildo was called Richard so thanks for that. I wish you many happy years with your own Dick.

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  • Boojum
    2 years ago

    Better than a tornado, anyway.

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    • Tinybird
      2 years ago

      Hey no way a tornado is much better. >:( I love the feeling of Gustav's suction vortices swirling around so fast and so powerful... And even expanding along, growing with the excitement.... Can a dildo do that??

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    • SkullsNRoses
      2 years ago

      I wondered if this was Tinybird from the title.

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      • Tinybird
        2 years ago

        Nooo you know I'm married to a tornado

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        • SkullsNRoses
          2 years ago

          And relived to hear you are still happily with Gustav.

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          • Tinybird
            2 years ago

            Yep!! I love my Gusty boy <3

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  • 1WeirdGuy
    2 years ago

    Go to a insurance company tell them you want life insurance on your husband. They say where is he. You pull the dildo out of your purse and slam the suction part onto the table and stare at the worker proudly

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  • Curiouskitten444
    2 years ago

    Congrats! Go down on one knee for him.

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  • jethro
    2 years ago

    I think that you should. It is evident that your mother did too.

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  • Somenormie
    2 years ago

    Go marry a man instead.

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