Is it normal i want to get revenge?

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Two of my housemates have bullied me for a while now. It has got that bad that I now have to move out.
They have spread rumours about me so I now have a really bad reputation. They laugh in my face, insult me, post things about me on social networks, made up rules specifically for me which I can and cannot do in the living area/kitchen. The list could go on.
Hopefully I will be leaving to my new place within the next few days, but why should I allow the ringleader to get away with this? I have never done one bad thing to them, I did not deserve this, but now it's time they get a taste of their own medicine.
is it normal I want revenge?
If yes, please give me some amazing, original ideas that would really piss her off. Ideas that will not get me in trouble with the police of course. But I refuse to let her win and get away with it.

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  • Antimacy
    11 years ago

    Superglue the locks on their doors.
    Superglue all of their possessions to the floor.
    Superglue their shoes together.
    Superglue their laptop lids shut.
    Buy 15 tarantulas and release them into the house.

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    • iezegrim
      11 years ago

      Your superglue idea is ingenious. You are diabolically creative. Love it!!!!
      What about putting head lice and nits inside their pillow cases? I just harvested 1000 eggs from my little son's head with our nit comb. Caught them at school, of course. the only time having cancer and being on chemo is in advantage. Bald people don't get nits and lice.

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      • Antimacy
        11 years ago

        Oh I'm sorry to hear that your son has cancer. I hope he gets well soon.

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  • NeuroNeptunian
    11 years ago

    When you leave, leave seafood everywhere.

    If you have hollow curtain rods, leave shrimp in them. Any nook and cranny of the house that you wouldn't think of? Think of it. Buy fish and put it in those areas. Whole, raw fish not canned shit. If you can, open their hard drive and their keyboard and put some prawns in there. The light fixtures? If it doesn't leave a shadow, put shrimp and fish in there.

    Ceiling tiles? Fish.
    A/C ducts? Fish.
    Any holes in the walls or hollow areas where people wouldn't think to access? Fish.
    Behind appliances? Fish.
    In appliances? Go ahead and try putting them in a place that people don't normally look, open the appliance itself if you can and then what? You guessed it. Fish.
    Couch? Oh buddy, you gettin' it? Fish.
    Tire well in their trunk? Oh shit, oh shit, wait for it... fish.

    Also, cheese. Get some cheese, melt that shit, melt it, and smear it underneath the cabinets, you know that inch or two of space between the cabinet and the floor and no one ever thinks to clean? Smear cheese there.
    Fucking bathroom cabinets? Cheese.
    Light fixtures? Cheese.
    All the books on the bookshelf? Cheese.

    I think you've got the point. Fish and cheese dinner. No shit, hide it well enough and the smell could seriously devalue the home. Hide it very well so that they don't discover it for months and never discover it. You could potentially be sued. Don't put it like, EVERYWHERE, a few in every room is enough, remember to be modest in it. The cheese will probably be more covert if anything.

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    • wigsplitz
      11 years ago

      That mainly hurts the homeowner, if they're just tenants then this is idiotic and it's also pretty obvious as to who would've done it. Not to mention, very lame as far as originality.

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    • JustDave
      11 years ago

      Remind me to never piss you off.

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    • drugsrbadmkay
      11 years ago

      Raw meat works quite nicely too.

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  • howaminotmyself
    11 years ago

    Be the better person, let it go. Just cut them out of your life and move on.

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  • wistfulmaiden
    9 years ago

    kick them in the nuts

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  • Ibelievethis
    11 years ago

    I'm like you. I'm a vengeful person. I guess it's only human nature to want to hurt someone who hurts you. xx

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    Revenge is a dish best served cold.

    Do they have any pets? If so put them in the freezer

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  • Justsomejerk
    11 years ago

    Throw a few raw fish in the roof on your way out.

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  • Terence_the_viking
    11 years ago

    Revenge will make you feel good for like ten seconds but then make you feel over 9000 times worse.

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    • wigsplitz
      11 years ago

      Are you trying to use the number 9,000 9,000 times in 9,000 minutes or something?

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      • Terence_the_viking
        11 years ago

        No i just like the number i hope i can use it over 9000 times in my life.

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  • wigsplitz
    11 years ago

    This is my forte, but I won't help you.

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  • x1frosty16
    11 years ago

    Infest them with mice and roaches, theyll never get rid of the little buggers, make sure to put some in their purse or something so when they go to town people will see. And collect a couple stray cats and release them into their house ive never seen anything tear up a house worst than bugs and animals.

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  • iezegrim
    11 years ago

    The problem is that feeling like a victim can lead to depression. Revenge is a good way of refusing to be a victim. My advice is do something legal to get back at them quickly and soon and then just forget about it and move on, with the knowledge that they lived to regret what they did. Bad people need to be taught a lesson so that they don't keep hurting others. Be creative and don't get yourself in trouble with the police.

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  • SeverusFan23
    11 years ago

    Let it go. Revenge is never the answer. I know because i have fallen to that many times. It doesn't solve anything.

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