Is it normal i want to fuck my grandma.
How can I get my grandma to have sex with me
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(581 yes)
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LuxM4G
Don't do that, it's a huge mistake. You should find a girl outside the family who is your own age.
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seekelp
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XenDoppler
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NoShameInLife
Do it man I honestly fucked mine and damn did it feel amazing I went back for more
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lordofopinions
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TheShyGirlFromWork
Your feelings are normal, and more common than you may think. I also have sexual feeling towards many of my family members, and had sex with one of my cousins. Start Flirting with your grandma (joking, sitting next to her on the couch, compliment her on her looks and nice clothes, and that you like her personality)... spend time talking to her - get to know her.
Ask her out for lunch, or for a movie, or just to go shopping. When you have a closer relationship, then you can work comments into conversations about how you adore her, admire her, and how attractive you think she is... and that you really like how close the 2 of you have become and hope it continues. You could talk to her about your "limited sexual experiences" and how you would like to know how do be good at sex, but only want to have the experiences with one special person - someone you can be discreet and close with - to convince her that SHE is the one you feel most comfortable with.
IF she responds to all of this well, then you can start doing things like giving her shoulder rubs, and after of few of those, then suggest you give her a body massage to relieve some tension - just start gently kissing her neck and shoulders as you massage. Be smooth without being creepy - it will take time, but SO worth it.
Good Luck!
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Markipoo
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[Old Memory]
Its the OP"s grandmother, you sick fucking whore (actually, dude). What the fuck is wrong with you? Really!!!! Do you not see that you are seriously fucked up to encourage this grotesque behavior?
Do society a favor and kill yourself. Right now!
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Poopme123
You dont need to make comments like that hormones act up on everybody i have sexual feelings for my grandma but i know there not real there just my hormones acting up heck one time i had a wet dream about my grandma i cant control it but everyone does it so it doesnt give you the rights to call people names and whores to my eyes your the whore
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Bobblehead323
Same here man! I like to tease her by wearing nothing but basketball shorts and get a little hard so she can see my tent and she really likes it
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lordofopinions
If you put the make on her there is a good chance she would smash you. Try being discrete by brushing by her once in a while or putting your arm around her waist when she is doing something and pretend your interested in what's up. Maybe a kiss on the cheek. Things like that and gauge her responses.
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JustBeingTruthful
You should totally bang her! You need advice on how to persuade her? Tell her that you can make her feel young again by fucking her, or that you two will have a wild experience if she let's you fuck her. And if that doesn't work, go into her room with her and lock the door, then start wanking in front of her. You should go for it man!
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sakwa
Ask as a joke, in my area it is okay to treat your grandma as a peer, she tells us all the players she played with and other naughty stories, things she can only share with grand kids.
Never tried this though
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