Is it normal i want to fart in the 'sold' couches?

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I was at a furniture store the other day and I got this overwhelming urge to sit and fart real hard into the "SOLD" couches and chairs. I didn't do it, but I've been thinking about it ever since, and now I want to go back and just do it!!

Is that normal?

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Based on 100 votes (53 yes)
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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago

    A bowel movement will make an lasting impression.

    Seriously, that gas will not linger on the furniture. The smell will dissolve. There's no point. The owners won't know about your gas. They will pass gas on it countless of time as long as it is in their possession. Even the people they invite over to their homes will unleash gas on it. Your efforts are for naught.

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  • RinTin
    12 years ago

    I was just watching Tosh.0 and this lady was peeing on a recliner in a store.

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  • robbieforgotpw
    10 years ago

    Try sharting on them instead

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  • Allistalla
    11 years ago

    you are such an ass!

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  • fluffyluv
    11 years ago

    Normal and hilarious to do. I do whenever i can lol

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  • Shackleford96
    12 years ago

    Just make sure it's not a wet fart.

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  • assh0le
    12 years ago

    LOVE the way you think :)

    Trouble is, farts don't last. You need something that will remain there for the sap who's collecting their couch.

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  • boobookittyfuk
    12 years ago

    Not normal, but funny. Now I have the urge to go fart on "sold" couches. :D

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    • assh0le
      12 years ago

      You have the coolest name :)

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      • boobookittyfuk
        12 years ago

        Thank you, sir!

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  • mexiguytex87
    12 years ago

    that's just too hilarious, I have never had that urge

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  • InsertUniqueUserName
    12 years ago

    Hell yeah that's normal. I wanna do that!

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  • FrancoisDillinger
    12 years ago

    lol

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