Is it normal i want to eat my friend

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My best friend is a delicious looking asian girl thats been my friend since we were 5, i have the urge to eat her very badly ive never thought of doing it to anyone else she knows i want to make her my meal and she dosnt mind, she even alows me to bite, chew, lick and suck any part of her body, once while she was taking a warm bath she let me dump in chopped up vegitables and shook salt on her head to pretend i was cooking her, please i need comments more than votes, thank you

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Based on 73 votes (18 yes)
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  • DADNSCAL
    8 years ago

    You both are 2 sick individuals. Cannablism is 1 of the lowest forms of human behavior despite Hollywood glorifying it in the trashy Hannibal Lechter movies.

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    • THEKNOWLEDGE
      8 years ago

      Don't knock it till you've tried it, and stop being a buzz-kill if he wants to eat someone then let the guy eat. How would you feel if I said your not having a Sunday lunch ever again? Pretty bad huh...

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      • cmcg17
        8 years ago

        Thank you, im sure she will be just as delicious as she looks, i cant wait to try

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  • cbm13
    8 years ago

    I eat Asian all the time. Normal.

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  • cmgith
    8 years ago

    If anyone wants to see a pic of her to see how delicious looking she is go to my profile , my profile pic is a pic of her not me( im a guy) she is going to be 18 in late january, 5'8ft, 138lb, and my best friend but i still wish to eat her

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    • bucho's_butt
      8 years ago

      She looks like she would be kind of chewy.

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    • Beginner
      8 years ago

      i wanna lick her ass then eat her white ass :D

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  • flyingnostalgia
    8 years ago

    Eat shit and die

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  • cmgith
    8 years ago

    P.S. if anyone has any recipes i could use let me know

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  • asdghghbhhhhh
    8 years ago

    is it normal for me to suck your mums cunt?

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    • THEKNOWLEDGE
      8 years ago

      Well Mr asdghghbhhhhh I've been following your posts for some time and you sound like a fucking lovely person, I'd like to show you my new shovel... Repeatedly... In the head... For a long time... Then some more... Mabye a few for good measure... Then a few to make sure... And one for luck... Then take you for a drive... To the lake... Where I keep my boat... Anyway where is it you live my friend,? full address please :)

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  • inconstant-delirious
    8 years ago

    Well. This is a no no.
    Besides being illegal, omg! IT'S YOUR FRIEND!
    Are you aware that eating someone also implies killing her first?

    I don't know if your friend takes you that seriously (no offense) or maybe thinks it's just a game. But seriously, you have to contain yourself from that. And seek someone you trust to talk in person about this. It could get even worse.

    I admire the fact you can recognize that impulse and contain it. But please, redirect it to something different. Try cooking something different to calm down.

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  • CowboySaiyan
    8 years ago

    The bottom line. No that's not normal. It's good you're recognizing and questioning the impulse though. Find an adult you feel you can be open with and honestly discuss it with them. If you don't have an adult you can be open with, ask to speak with a school counselor or ask your parents to see a therapist.

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  • jr__
    8 years ago

    *with

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  • ODED_OBLITERATE
    8 years ago

    Oded here, this does not qualify as normality among modern society.

    Oded....out

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  • mypenisinyourmouth
    8 years ago

    You're not a very good friend

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