Is it normal i want to date pengwomen?

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Some people like mermaids. I like pengwomen.

Yes - those beaky babes are for me! 36
No - think of the fishiness, man! 43
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  • howaminotmyself
    11 years ago

    So much hotter than Danny Devito.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      Better dressed too.

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      • howaminotmyself
        11 years ago

        !!!

        I knew there was something fishy about this post.

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  • NotStrangeBird
    11 years ago

    (3 years after your marriage to a pengwoman)...

    "Hi Honey I'm Home!"...."Oh Hi, I was just making dinner"..."what's for dinner? Oh wait, let me guess fucking fish AGAIN!?!?!?"

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  • alv1592
    11 years ago

    I bet y'all will have lovely half penguin half human children.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      Ahh, but I'm not a human. I'm a tiger. All our children will look like penguins, but with tails, and orange stripes on their bellies. ;)

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  • NotStrangeBird
    11 years ago

    She looks like she gives great beak!!!

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    • thoughtfulopt29
      11 years ago

      Haha!!

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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago

    Ahaha! This is great!

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  • RomeoDeMontague
    10 years ago

    This is a joke No?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      10 years ago

      Most definitely not!

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    • [Old Memory]
      10 years ago

      What do you think of this song?
      http://youtu.be/RWZ4pve5Mkc

      I like it, I wish it weren't so short.

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  • rock-chick
    11 years ago

    lmfao! im like peeing in my pants right now! lol! hahahahaha

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  • Justsomejerk
    11 years ago

    I was very happy to find that pengwomen were what I had pictured. Awesome.

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  • Wendell
    11 years ago

    That reminds me of those plague masks with the beaks. Those scare me so I don't think I could date a pengwoman.

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  • thoughtfulopt29
    11 years ago

    Haha damn I thought you meant pregnat women or something!!

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  • NotStrangeBird
    11 years ago

    Would you have to travel to Antarctica to viit her parents?

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  • NotStrangeBird
    11 years ago

    I suppose your first date dinner would be seafood?

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