Is it normal i wanna screw my dog?

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I think my dog is cute and when it's on me, my dick gets hard.

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Based on 125 votes (40 yes)
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  • Terence_the_viking
    9 years ago

    What if the dog doesn't want to screw you.

    FUCKING SELFISH SLAG BASTARD BITCH FACE LEG DROP POOP BASKET

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    9 years ago

    shouldnt yall be at yalls mosque prayin?

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  • 213
    9 years ago

    FU dude jerk off and leave the poor dog alone .

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  • RoseIsabella
    9 years ago

    I just want you to know that I wish bad, painful and permanent damage upon your person, preferably within the region of your privates. Have a nice mutha fuckin' day, you sorry ass piece of shit!

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    • DeadReaper2073
      9 years ago

      Awww... you must be 13 years old.

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      • DeadReaper2073
        9 years ago

        and black

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    • DeadReaper2073
      9 years ago

      and ghetto

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  • eastbeast
    9 years ago

    Not that it matters, but is it Male or female?

    Actually I hope its a female, if it was male that would just be weird.

    Anyway, I did take the time to Google the problem on your behalf, according to www.youfuckmydogillfuckyours.com you need to make sure the dog is wearing a good heavy collar, take a good hold on this with one hand, wedge the dogs head in the door so as it pulls back the door closes tighter. With the other hand grip the dogs tail firmly and shove your erect, lubricated penis into said hound.

    Other websites and methods are available.

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    • (s)aint
      9 years ago

      Dude ... wtf?

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      • eastbeast
        9 years ago

        Not a method you would use?

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        • (s)aint
          9 years ago

          You don't fucking rape another living being! There's methods to have consensual erotic experienced with your dog. This is just vile and I hope you get raped too.

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          • eastbeast
            9 years ago

            I don't believe I was actually advocating the rape of anything, animal, vegetable or mineral.
            I merely offered practical advice which might benefit anyone wishing to perform the activities the OP proposed.
            It wouldn't be nice if, having got so far as the lubrication stage, the OP was severely mauled and we could have prevented it with some practical advice.

            Methods to have a consensual erotic experience with your dog?
            I did ask what your favourite methods might be, now I really would like to know!

            As for wish a rape upon my person, I must move in vastly differing circles to most people, as the possibility has yet to arise.

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    • handsignals
      9 years ago

      So it's the same as fucking a Woman then.

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      • eastbeast
        9 years ago

        Pretty much, yes.

        I must just say that I am a practical man, and as such can only offer practical advice on most matters.
        I have a lot of experience of and in some matters, some no experience whatsoever. But with the application of said practical mind and a little lateral thinking I attempt, in my own way, to help all you poor souls, misguided, perverted or just plain sick though you undoubtedly are.

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        • handsignals
          9 years ago

          If you could figure out a way to fuck fish that would be great.

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          • eastbeast
            9 years ago

            Oh Dude, Fish are easy, they are the easiest of all for both sexes actually.

            We have all heard of and possibly seen women and Eels for example.

            For men, I think the Carp would be a good species, large mouths, they like to suck food in so.....

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  • KingBanana14
    8 years ago

    do the chicken,too

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  • LMFAO_1
    8 years ago

    You need to get laid, fast. Stay away from beastiality.

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  • Crazybeast
    8 years ago

    I think you should get hard n see what your dog will do then jerk off in front of your dog n see if the dog walks up to you n licks your cum off your cock.

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  • tyrannicalForensic
    9 years ago

    There is no such thing as consenual sex with an animal. first of all, the animal cannot 'consent' so to speak due to the fact that dogs can't f*****g talk dude.
    I really hope you aren't serious.
    Cuz if you are, maybe you should see a therapist, instead of posting your gross ass fantasies online.

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    I hope he bites you. Try explaining that one to the hospital staff.

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    • DeadReaper2073
      9 years ago

      ... Easy "Doctor, my dog bit me." "What were you doing to aggravate him?"

      "Oh, I was going to change his food, but he was still eating, so he got mad.

      I came up with that in 3 seconds.

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  • sexysonofsam
    9 years ago

    Why don`t you ask your dog if he / she has feelings for you too?

    Maybe you can take your dog to the courthouse and get married to it? Sex before marriage is very bad for you and your dogs reputation!

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    • DeadReaper2073
      9 years ago

      My dick is hard now.

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      • sexysonofsam
        9 years ago

        For the imminent marriage or the consensual sex that will follow?

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  • Unimportant
    9 years ago

    Just do us a favour, wear a condom. It's enough that we've got AIDS from the monkeys, we don't want more diseases from dogs...

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    • Crazybeast
      8 years ago

      I looked up dog to human Diseases from Google and it's impossible for a human to get a sick from a dog.

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      • Unimportant
        8 years ago

        There is research on this??

        Our world is doomed...

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  • runningwithscissors
    9 years ago

    Oh my...that poor pooch. You should not own a dog if all you want to do is rape it. Buy a chicken.

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