Is it normal i urinate in the gravy at the cheesecake factory?

I work in the cheesecake factory and I hate my job and my life so to amuse myself I urinate in the gravy and some of the other pasta sauces they get made in big pots and refrigerated so it's easy. Anyway, my urine is pretty clean it's not like someone is going to get sick, so is it normal?

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15% Normal
Based on 26 votes (4 yes)
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Comments ( 32 )
  • anti-hero

    So because you are a loser, you have to fuck with the people who buy stuff that pays your salary? What did these people ever do to you?

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    • Well people have fucked with me my whole life, I get used, abused and fucked with every day of my life so odds are that the fuckers that order chicken and biscuits with gravy are the same fuckers that have been fucking with me or some one else who didn't deserve it. S o fuck them why should I cop all the shit?

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      • anti-hero

        You have no way of knowing who is ordering what. It could the nicest person on Earth.

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        • handsignals

          Really? do you think nice people go to The Cheesecake Factory, maybe you should talk to the wait staff.

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          • anti-hero

            I will grant you that I have never been to a Cheesecake Factory, but some nice people have to go there.

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  • gummy_jr

    Your life sucks, you have to make other people's lives suck? Makes perfect sense, and by the way; those weren't brownies you ate, that was my shit.

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    • handsignals

      trolled

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  • DangerousPotatoGuy

    what's wrong with people these days??

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  • ucipher8

    I would send this to headquarters and have you fired

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  • m.a.s97

    You're disgusting you don't deserve to have a job

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  • eye_candy

    and you have the nerve to ask...is it normal? No dude not right! not right at all...dear KARMA these are the people i was saying you missed!

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  • Avant-Garde

    This makes me glad that I stopped eating out/fast food a long time ago. Does your factory not have security cameras installed? It seems to me that you should've been caught by now. Regardless of whether or not your urine is clean, what you're doing is still ILLEGAL AND POSES A SERIOUS HEALTH RISK. I hope they catch you.

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    • handsignals

      lol

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  • Hitlеr

    I urinate in your moms cheesecake factory

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  • GoraIntoDesiGals

    If you are a pretty female then I'd love to eat one of those cheesecakes from that factory. :-)

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  • NotStrangeBird

    It's the cheesepie factory, dammit.

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  • GuessWho

    I HOPE YOU DIE YOU SICK FUCK!

    ...making innocent people consume your piss...you should be ashamed of yourself.

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  • Legion

    please tell me your trolling

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  • RomeoDeMontague

    First drinking urine is never good. No-matter whos urine you are drinking. When you urinate you are expelling unwanted waste from your body. Same when you shit. Also how do you know it is clean enough to drink? Are you a doctor? You also realize that if people get sick off of these products and they trace it back to you they will sue you, the company and you will be living on the streets. You should be grateful you have a job at all! You have no idea how hard those are to come by. You sound like a lazy stupid jerk. Get a life. I bet your coworkers are shitting your coffee.

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  • PureLikeSnow

    Seriously? You bothered to ask this when the answer is obvious and can go unsaid?

    Please make a self-evaluation of your life. I wish the best for you, but leave the innocent out of this. Causing a problem for others will never mitigate yours.

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  • dirtybirdy

    Not. Nice.

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  • MissesAnonymous23

    Which Cheesecake Factory? Am I safe in Atlanta?

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  • disthing

    Why are they making pasta and gravy in the cheesecake factory?

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    • The Cheesecake Factory is not a factory and we don't just do cheesecakes. Are menu has a wide variety of dishes, everything from Vietnamese Shrimp Rolls to our classic Chicken & Biscuits. We also have an extensive drinks menu, why not splash out on a bottle of champagne for that special someone or just have a cold brew with the boy's.
      Hope to see you soon disthing.

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      • disthing

        Ohhh must be a US thang...

        I'm not travelling 3000+ miles for pissy pasta and yellow gravy.

        Thanks for the invitation though.

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        • I don't do anything to the Jamaican Pepper Shrimp, that's my personnel favorite.

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  • Fabulous

    And jizz in the cream cheese

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  • handsignals

    HaHa! I have never even been to the cheesecake factory.

    Fooled you all!!

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