Is it normal i threw up on my best friend?

Basically I was drunk and high and my stomach was feeling slightly woozy but I definitely wasn't going to throw up until I actually looked at my friends beard. It's long it's curly brownish reddish completely unkempt I avoid looking at it at all cost however I was drawn in with my lowered inhibitions and fascinated by it much in the same way a bad traffic accident catches your eye. I think the tipping point was seeing a small piece of sweet and sour chicken caught in the middle of it that I'm certain was from the Chinese buffet we had eaten at the night before. Unfortunately it was sudden and my reaction time was slow and the majority of it landed on his chest and some even on his beard. I still can't bring myself to tell him to shave it. If you've ever seen the jackass movie where they make the pubic hair beard you will have some idea of how offensive it is.