Is it normal i slid my pen in?

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My girlfriend and I were having sex a few days ago and the lights were out, as we didn’t want to disturb the neighbours. I didn’t really want to have sex with her, so halfway through I pulled my penis out and stuck one of my pens in instead. It was a very nice pen with engravings on the sides and a marble clicker. But she got extremely mad about it and left in the middle of the night. She hasn’t responded to my texts for the past few days either. Why? Isn’t this overreacting? And my pen needed to be washed afterwards so if anything I’m the one who should be complaining.

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  • Toledorwb
    4 years ago

    That’s actually a crime in every state. Inserting an item without consent

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  • dimwitted
    4 years ago

    Are you a complete moron? That could literally tear her vagina.

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  • trexagireve
    4 years ago

    Of course she is mad with you!! she is not used to your 4 inch pen,she is used to your 2 inch dicky!! It was very harmful for her to put inside her your pen!!

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  • Doesnormalmatter
    4 years ago

    That's not very safe or nice. Your a dick head who just so happens to have one between his legs as well.

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  • JellyBeanBandit
    4 years ago

    Did she know that you wanted to do that INSTEAD of putting your penis in her? You could've tried to play it off as some weird kinky shit before the sex started, lol.

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