Is it normal i saw a man commit a crime and didn't do anything?

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the other week at the local lake, i saw an old man grab a mallard (it had a green head, so it was male) and put it in the trunk of his car before going hiking. I ate lunch there (it's soothing to eat there, so peaceful), so i got to see it all. About 20 minutes later, the old man came back, looked in his trunk, then drove home (with the mallard).

Coincidently, i saw the old man pick up another mallard last monday, He put it in the trunk of his car and then started scouting around the area, He grabbed another mallard and carefully put it in the trunk, working hard to keep the other mallard (surprisingly still alive) from escaping.

Today, i saw his mugshot in the newspaper.
He had been arrested for the abuse and slaughter of 11 mallards.
I could've reported this, but i didn't! I feel so guilty!

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  • dirtybirdy
    10 years ago

    That's terrible however those ducks could have been responsible for gang raping a friend or family member of the abducktor. Fowl play either way.

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    • NotStrangeBird
      10 years ago

      It was drug-related, part of a quack dealing ring.

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      • dirtybirdy
        10 years ago

        Those damn coots. I wonder if they listen to Drake..

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        • NotStrangeBird
          10 years ago

          The whole thing sounds pretty daffy to me.

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  • Shackleford96
    10 years ago

    Seriously? I wouldn't of thought it would be that easy to catch a Mallard.

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  • RoseIsabella
    10 years ago

    If it's any consolation I hope the ducknapper gets buggered in jail!

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  • Hannah2137
    10 years ago

    I wouldn't have reported him either. Should you? Yeah. But I understand. It's not like he was driving off with a kid.

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  • nightmare28
    10 years ago

    Is it possible that the man was just trying to get some food? You know McNuggets don't grow on trees either.

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  • DolphinDevil
    10 years ago

    You broke one of my rules! You should have obeyed the God of this world!

    I guess I have to write you in my Death Note now.

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  • Beerminator1
    10 years ago

    Well as long as you feel quilty, it's okay. Perhaps next time you know to report if you see someone commiting a crime

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  • squeallikeasacofpigs
    10 years ago

    You're a fucking scumbag. People like you are why criminals like that shithead get away with mallard based criminalities. Ducks can't help themselves, so you have to.

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  • Nephew7
    10 years ago

    Well he's caught and it already happened, guilt is for lamers.

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  • NotStrangeBird
    10 years ago

    So what's stopping you from coming forward now and helping the case against the ducknapper?

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago

    Seems normal to me. I would have just guessed he was hunting them in a strange way. What I'm wondering is if he was eating them or just capturing them. It would be a very strange crime if he wasn't doing this for food

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  • Mr.Hate
    10 years ago

    LET the man do his thing!.. But don't you DARE stop hating son, never... Let the man hate, let the man hate himself.

    You should have joined him.

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  • EccentricWeird
    10 years ago

    You are a cocksucker

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