Is it normal i never brush my teeth?

A lot of people have bought the myth by Big Dental that you need to brush your teeth twice a day and floss. But that's capitalist bullshit just meant to let them sell toothpaste you don't need. If it were really important the government should give it to us but it's not so stop telling people they should. And don't even think about going to the dentist, that institution was just set up so insurance companies could make money. Wake up people, your teeth are to small to have any problems! Dentists are just offering a service that doesn't actually do anything so they can make money. And why do you even need all your teeth anyway? How about giving some of yours to the people who don't have any? No one should have more than eight teeth and anything over that should be taken from them and given away to those who NEED IT. Keep in mind teeth are dangerous to. A killer could bite someone with them. We need to make sure they can't do that, or you're just allowing conservative anarchists to prepare to overthrow rightful authority. Don't let those maniacs have the chance. We need to get rid of the republicans in congress so we can sign legislation fixing these problems once and for all.

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Comments ( 12 )
  • BlackDays

    Mmmmm, troll teeth. Are you over the bridge? Or waiting beneath? I've got some pliers for dirty tooth liars, and some nice shiny metal I've formed into wires. I'll fasten your jaw shut with the teeth that remain and you can moan all alone while going insane.

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  • flutterhigh

    You guys just have the worst troll detectors. Replace the batteries or something.

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  • Ldizzy1234

    Keep in mind that while you're brushing your teeth, its not only helping your teeth, but your gums too. You could be preventing infections. And I doubt people wanna smell bad breath either. Just brush your damn teeth! Its a part of having and keeping good personal hygeine. Plus, listen to what NotFloydzie said. Don't you wanna continue to eat delicious food??

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  • worldispsyched

    This is disgusting. Brush your damn teeth.

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  • charli.m

    Didn't someone post this a few months ago?

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  • iEatZombies_

    Many dental problems can and have killed people.
    If I didn't get my root canal I would've died swallowing infection.

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  • Gebruikersnaam

    Hahaha..

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  • emilydoll

    I have a feeling this is a fake post lol you don't more than 8 teeth lol

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  • You should brush them to keep them cleans, when i think flossing i think of some creepy guy with plastic on all the furniture, like overkill ocd/weird lol.

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  • jermath35

    Flouride in our water is poison!

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  • wigsplitz

    Did you also know that the government is putting fluoride in your water supply to supposedly 'keep your teeth healthy'? Oh and don't think they're not charging you for it...a nickel here, a nickel there....they're getting their money and then some. Fluoride is a poison that can kill you if enough of it gets in your system!! One day, you watch, there will be a series of unfortunate fluoride spills into our water supply. How many will die? Billions.

    I wouldn't be surprised if terrorists control the fluoride supply either. So under the guise of 'healthy teeth', we are funding terrorism. Sick. Fucking sick.

    Stop the madness.

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    • iEatZombies_

      I heard in the news recently that they're doing away with flouride in water because it's too expensive.
      I bet it won't stop em from charging the same, though.

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