Is it normal i need help with a sexual problem?

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I've never had any sexually transmitted diseases or infections but last night, when I was undressing, I noticed something on my penis.

It wasn't on my penis specifically but floating close to it. It looked exactly like a raincloud. Wherever I went, it followed me at a distance of about six inches away from my penis. It doesn't hurt or cause discomfort.

Thank you for your time.

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  • NoraBaker
    11 years ago

    Hahaha. This is awesome. I think you need one of those cocktail umbrellas to garnish your penis! :)

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      A great idea! It would save some money too - I've been using condoms as waterproofs.

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      • NoraBaker
        11 years ago

        You're welcome. :) You'll only need those when it rains, I think. I hope there is a rainbow then! :D

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  • shade_ilmaendu
    11 years ago

    You should hand sew him a little raincoat to show how much you care.

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    • NoraBaker
      11 years ago

      Oh, oh, and make little rain boots for the testes, so they're all protected from the rain!

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      • shade_ilmaendu
        11 years ago

        .....Is it bad I feel the urge to draw this?

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        • NoraBaker
          11 years ago

          Uh... It would only be bad if you're not drawing in color. Then it would be a crime, really. Because the raincoat HAS to be yellow.

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        • Shackleford96
          10 years ago

          XD

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          11 years ago

          I would willingly allow you to draw my sexual organs. I'd even life model for you, Miss shade. Actually, just try and stop me! ;)

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          • shade_ilmaendu
            11 years ago

            Oh my, when would you like to schedule our first session? ;) and should it be a figure drawing or a classically styled painting? I can do either, hehehe

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  • Darkoil
    11 years ago

    What a complete waste of time this post is.

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  • heggler
    10 years ago

    It could possibly be a cyst. Doesn't hurt to get it checked out if you haven't already.

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  • Terence_the_viking
    11 years ago

    What a story.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      It's raining today and my pants are all wet. :/

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      • Terence_the_viking
        11 years ago

        You should probably try diapers :P

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  • kelili
    11 years ago

    I love this!

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      Thank you! Although I am very scared that a storm may arise and lightning will hit my penis.

      Or that people will hear my trousers thundering.

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      • kelili
        11 years ago

        You'll kill me! I love you

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          11 years ago

          Wee! Thank you! But love me, and you have to love my little cloud too! :D

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