Is it normal i narrate my life? *pushes tab button*

*ahem* I tend to narrate even the most mundane parts of my life. *wonders if that's a good enough description* Is that normal? *contemplates importance of adding that I also visualize the asterisks in my head when narrating. Decides against it*

*submits post*

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Based on 45 votes (22 yes)
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  • Aliceee93

    *reports post*
    ;)

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    • *didn't think Aliceee was such a beeotch* I didn't think you were such a beeotch, Aliceee! j/k I don't think you're a bitch. *totally wasn't kidding*

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      • Aliceee93

        *didnt think you'd take it seriously* *wishes people would take the banter* joke! *never thought twice about reporting*

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        • *feels like an idiot* I knew it was a joke all along! *hopes she believes me*

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  • I have a friend who is in the habit of carrying a recording device with him everywhere he goes for this exact purpose. He once sat in the kitchen and for roughly two hours proceeded to narrate the various details of his weekend, including what he had for lunch on those days. I myself frequently narrate to myself while I perform certain duties, so as not to talk to people who aren't there (I sometimes have discussions with people in my head and if I don't take precautions, my thoughts can wander so far off the mark that I forget what I'm doing, which is the main reason for which I narrate my existence, though by no means the sole reason).

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    • *likes democritusjr*

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  • iEatZombies_

    *Stares at screen blankly* *Contemplates sleep* *Eats a sandwich* *Sneezes* *Blows nose* I suppose I should answer this post now. *Stares blankly again* I have to type something smartass or funny. Damn, I typed or twice. *Deletes or*

    Stories are nothing without narration. Narrating captures us and holds on. I think it's wonderful.

    *Wonders* Does anybody actually buy this bullshit? I swear I write this stuff out of my ass. What am I, Yoda? 'Shit great stories your. Imagination good.'
    *Flustered* Fuck! That wasn't funny, either!

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    • *wonders what zombies taste like. Probably not very good*

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  • green_boogers

    *visualizing people by their own narration*, *would look kind of cool in a mosaic window*, *no real reaction in my head*. Hmmmm. Perhaps subverbalization inhibits other kinds of creativity. *shrug*. Ok, next post.

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  • squirrelgirl

    I have a running commentary in my own head and frequently talk to myself in order to sort out my often chaotic thoughts. I have also considered keeping an "audio diary" where I would use my iPod to record my own monologues. Not sure if that's the same thing, but I basically wanted to let you know that I don't think that narrating your own life is weird at all. :)

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  • EccentricWeird

    That's not narration, that's emoting. Narration would be, like, "I was irritated by yet another shitty IIN post, so I wrote a nasty comment below it."

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    • (long pause) *looks up narrate in the dictionary* Bad news, sir. It fits the definition quite nicely. *pops collar*

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  • VirgilManly

    I enjoy narrating the lives of perfect strangers.

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    • *feigns dislike* That's dumb! *best fucking idea I heard EVER, must try!*

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  • Fall_leaves

    *stares at wall and thinks of a response to mentioned question* *aggressively taps fingers on table* *Aha!* Yes, it's normal. I think Will Ferrell did a movie where his life was being narrarated, it bombed but it got me thinking that's kind of how I view my life too. Kind of like a strange graphic novel.

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    • *strokes female mustache* I like Will Ferrell. *fondly recalls Ricky Bobby*

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      • *has creeping feeling that we spelled Ferrell wrong, checks Talladega Nights case....nope, it's Ferrell*

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        • Fall_leaves

          ...this is strange but I did the same thing..

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  • Johnnytherat

    *types d-bag response* *cant think of anything funny or original* *submits post*

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    • It happens to the best of us. *except me* *crap, this is not a good response* *fuck it*

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